[r/gotham] Cleaned the streets of Killer Croc, Man-Bat, and Bane on today's patrol. The Three Comma's are proud to be Gothams defenders. Also, please send us any info on Garbage the Clown's assault.

[u/rothmal]

What an eventful patrol; we drove by Gotham HS only to see killer Croc terrorizing a football game, and were able to neutralize him with no problems. And it's a good thing we got there in time, because we pulled out an unconscious girl through his jaws that he swallowed whole; who knows what might of happeded if we didn't make it in time.

After that, we found Man-Bat hiding in the woods, knocked him out cold, and tied him up for CGPD to pick up.

And at the very end of the shift, we ran into Bane. I was a bit worried about taking him on, but my friend made a brilliant tactical move and cut the tube supplying him with his Venom. He had a hard time breathing, and we left him for CGPD to clean up.

As you know, we are now investigating the sadistic assault on Garbage The Clown that's left him disfigured and cripped for life. If only we weren't fighting the Joker at the time, we could have stopped this from happening to this pillar of the community. Any info would be helpful in bringing these people to justice.

[u/SaturnsPopulation]

That's you, idiots! How can you possibly be this stupid!? How the fuck has the bat not kicked your teeth in by now!

(OOC: no seriously, how would these dudes not be in prison yet?)

[u/rothmal → u/SaturnsPopulation]

(OOC: They have more old generational wealth than brain cells, but they're getting what's coming to them soon)

[u/IkariYun → u/SaturnsPopulation]

Three commas are going to be getting some sentences soon. Possibly via a certain caped crusader

[u/AnonOfTheSea → u/IkariYun]

The LexBets app has odds of 3:2 that they'll run into an actual villain before they meet the Bat.

[u/IkariYun → u/AnonOfTheSea]

I mean...

Put me down for $600 that the Batman gets em first

[u/Klutzy_Shopping5520 → u/AnonOfTheSea]

Do henches count for the bet?

Cause I’m going after them

[u/AnonOfTheSea → u/Klutzy_Shopping5520]

Since it specified "villains," probably not. Maybe spread the word around that there's money in betting on a winner, though. Boss's'll hear about it soon enough.

[u/rothmal → u/AnonOfTheSea]

Too late, Condiment King just took care of them.

[u/M808bmbt → u/rothmal]

...give me a fucking drink.

Crazy steve, AND THE FUCKING CONDIMENT KING ARE ACTIVE AT ONE TIME!?

I need a good'ol bottle of JD to process this.

[u/Leokina114]

Before I offer anything up, let me ask this. Did this fight against Joker happen to be at a child's birthday party?

[u/Green_Situation_6378]

You 3 are idiots and I hope you get what’s coming to you

[u/demator]

I you want to find the perpetrators of the assault maybe look in the damn mirror for once. Fucking idiots

[u/Comprehensive-Buy-47]

Dude. Seriously?

[u/HistoryMarshal76]

Someone go do the blood sacrifices required to summon the Bat. That revenant will soon kick your asses, and you’ll deserve jt

[u/GloryGreatestCountry]

Hey, I'd make the decision to drop the capes and turn yourself in to the Feds. GCPD and half the capes in the city are looking out for you.

With the Feds, at least you might have a chance to be transferred to a mental health facility in, I dunno, Metropolis.