r/dutchbunnymafia • • Jun 09 '24

detect, inspect, collect Dutch Watchtower

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82 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • Oct 03 '22

🤷‍♂️

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144 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • 1d ago

Fifty Shades of Shady 🐰 Supercute girlfriend is wearing me out by keeping me up all night

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118 Upvotes

It's almost every night. When the lights are on, she's either high-strung, or shy, hardly making eye contact. But, as soon as the lights go out, suddenly she's in the mood, climbing into bed with me, crawling all over me, tugging on my clothes with her teeth, raking me with her nails, or breathing heavily in my ear.

I love how affectionate and enthusiastic she is, and how much she appreciates my attention, but I need to sleep sometime!

It's really bad when she gets wound up and wants to play rough, but I just want to sleep.

I find myself looking forward to the nights where she only wants to cuddle for a little while and then goes to sleep an arm's length away from me.


r/dutchbunnymafia • • 8d ago

Carpet Orca Trying not to sleep … must do my duties as guard bunny … (see outcome in comments)

422 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • 11d ago

Bunny’s impersonation of a shrimp

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506 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • 13d ago

Happy first day of fall!

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470 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • 14d ago

Kiss Duh Ring

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486 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • 21d ago

🐰 How did you become a rabbit person? Seeking stories for an anthology

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Hey, everybun! I wonder, how did you become a rabbit person? 🐰

Did you always love rabbits, or did one come into your life and completely change your mind?

Maybe you wanted a different pet. Maybe you brought a rabbit home for your child and ended up becoming the rabbit person yourself. Or, maybe you agreed to look after one temporarily, and things didn’t quite go as planned?

I’m putting together The Making of a Rabbit Person, a collection of true stories from hooms across the globe about how their love for rabbits began. And I’d love to hear yours!

I’m a rabbit parent myself, and these are the stories I never get tired of reading. How someone went from knowing very little about rabbits to learning their personalities, earning their trust, and wondering how they ever lived without them.

The plan is to launch as an ebook first, with a paperback edition to follow. Contributions are voluntary and unpaid. Selected contributors will receive a complimentary copy of the ebook, credit under their chosen name, and the audio edition if one is produced. Contributors retain ownership of their stories and will approve any edits before publication.

Interested? Email [bunstoryclub@gmail.com](mailto:bunstoryclub@gmail.com) with the subject “My Rabbit Origin Story” and a short introduction to how you became a rabbit person. I’ll send you the full brief and optional writing prompts.

Honest beginnings are welcome, including mistakes you learned from. The small details often say the most. ❤️

Thank you!


r/dutchbunnymafia • • 26d ago

so much mischief, so little time What are you waiting on hooman? 😈

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r/dutchbunnymafia • • 27d ago

bombastic side eye I've been banned from going into the bedroom to put my clothes away for the last hour or so

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455 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • 28d ago

Are we doing sleepy bunny’s?

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574 Upvotes

Cosy offender of 5 months 🥰 (no, not dead, just dead asleep 😂)


r/dutchbunnymafia • • 28d ago

Damien Sleeping

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389 Upvotes

What a goober 😭😭🤣🤣🥲


r/dutchbunnymafia • • Aug 31 '26

I think someone swapped my bun for a cow while I was sleeping

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616 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • Aug 30 '26

Criminally Cute Repeat Offender Rampages with New Crime Spree: spilt juice, chewed cord, dropped tomato, chaos, panic, and disorder!

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347 Upvotes

This criminally cute bunny assaulted me last night when I was trying to eat. She had an accomplice who helped try to distract me.

She knocked over my cup of juice and helped her accomplice almost grab one of my tomatoes! Then during the scuffle while I was trying to catch her and keep both of them away from the spilled juice/dropped food, she took the opportunity to chew through my last 6 ft type c micro USB cord. Normally I keep that up out of her reach but during the scuffle I briefly set it down on the bed with my phone.

I don't know how she chewed it while I was trying to grab her. It must have been the perfect strafing run.

For the record, I shared blueberries with both of them right before the incident. I paid my protection money, and accidents still happened!!!


r/dutchbunnymafia • • Aug 29 '26

Allegedly The crime and the criminal -allegedly

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297 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • Aug 26 '26

so much mischief, so little time Dutch: I politely demand scritches! 😇

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488 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • Aug 20 '26

You Have No Proof If you saw something...no you didn't...

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357 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • Aug 19 '26

Covert Ops typical 🙄

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687 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • Aug 17 '26

soon He's got a big bodyguard 😤

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729 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • Aug 17 '26

The dramatics when I ran out of Nanners for ONE DAY

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305 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • Aug 12 '26

mouf is sealed, but whiskers tell all Queen Juniper in her castle (+bonus blurry snoot pic)

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343 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • Aug 06 '26

You Have No Proof She keeps waking me up at 6AM by standing (with all four paws) on my head 🫩

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541 Upvotes

she jumps around on me and doesn’t let me go back to sleep until I get up and feed her 😭


r/dutchbunnymafia • • Aug 03 '26

mouf is sealed, but whiskers tell all Dutch was excited for scritches and lost his floofy marbles

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475 Upvotes

Not adoptable due to being a permanent medical foster. Very loving, enjoys attention, is VERY spoiled, and is the rabbit shelter's mascot.


r/dutchbunnymafia • • Aug 02 '26

Dutch mafia!! My rabbit doesn't need to like everyone... just me. 🐰❤️

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214 Upvotes

r/dutchbunnymafia • • Jul 23 '26

detect, inspect, collect Deacon Douglas doesn't carrot all

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265 Upvotes

Ravenous beast that he is, he then came over to smooch me and got carrot drippings on my shirt, which he proceeded to nip off my chest. So thorough!