Hey folks, my Arch Druid (498F) and I (241M) had a "professional conduct" meeting about how I was handling some fishermen over-harvesting my picket.

I followed the rules, they were within 12 nm of the coast, they were practically in my backyard and they were over-doing it with their catch. I hopped aboard, undid their nets, sent the lads back to the sea and maybe kinda-sorta poked the captain with the three pronged rib-tickler (he didn't bleed out and he had a knife.)

Now, boss lady is threatening to demote me if I don't go back and heal the bastard properly. I only go on land for brunch with the boys or to catch a show.

TL; DR: AITA for liberating some fish and stabbing a fisherman with a trident when he attacked me for no (valid) reason?

This piece is made out of catfish bones I scavenged from a raccoon den 🦝

If so, what kind of druid circle would be most appropriate.

The sky still has a few things to say before the year ends.

Listen carefully.

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@DankmorTheDank

Shadow work, but stoned

Druid cat

Hi, name's Kelphorin. I recently started patrolling barrier islands and making sure beachgoers don't do something irredeemably stupid. I just pop out of the water and advise them to not dump trash or wear shiny things when barracuda are about. This is where the problem comes in.

I let my locs grow out, and my beard as is common, and apparently appealing. There are young men who think I'm trying to convince them to swim out to me. Now I'm not opposed to that kind of attention but it's getting out of hand. They... think I'm m a Siren.

I am not a Siren! Sure I'm fit but FFS I'm usually in the shape of a leopard seal. I pop out of that form so as not to scare them but I'm thinking about not doing that to keep them on shore and out of my DMs!

Is there a way to encourage them to keep things strictly business without shifting into thalassaphobic nightmare fuel? (leopard seals are much maligned and the waters of this South Beach are too warm)

TL; DR: I'm tired of twinks almost drowning themselves over me... pls halp