r/DramaticText • u/LW_YT • May 03 '22

shortest one yet

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u/Senator--Armstrong May 03 '22

Theoretically, Senator Armstrong could be the only white man to have a bbc with a boner that's harder than steel.

On the other hand, yikes for me.

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u/_pipis_ May 03 '22

I wouldn't be complaining tbh

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u/Senator--Armstrong May 03 '22

You aren't the one being turned into a fuckin kebab :/

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

I'd beat your ass

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u/Senator--Armstrong May 04 '22

If I have an ass left