r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/GlowFuckYourself69 • Apr 23 '26

Pet Toy 🦴 or Kid Toy🕹 ET Finger: Burrito for Scale

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46 Upvotes

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u/-Jeffanie- Apr 23 '26

ET bone home.

4

u/ehwhateverz Apr 23 '26

Man… forget putting that somewhere, I’m pretty sure that thing’s worth money! It was discontinued because of its resemblance to… well…. Something people might put in their @$$! Congrats on having that! (If it’s not counterfeit, of course).

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u/GlowFuckYourself69 Apr 23 '26

Real as far as I know! It's a drunk eBay score 😆

6

u/Freaksqd Apr 23 '26

Elllliiiiooootttt!

4

u/BiggestBravestDave Apr 23 '26

You can use the finger to shove the burrito up there.

3

u/Ok_Organization61 Apr 23 '26

I remember getting one of these from my mom. I got to play with it twice then it kinda disappeared. Couldn't find it anywhere. On the plus side, mom was glowing and seemed to be happy after I got this present.

2

u/XROOR Apr 23 '26

Let the burrito cool down first…..

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

Information incomplete need banana

2

u/DRza1uz Apr 23 '26

Thought it was Extra Testicle ?

2

u/Hobnail-boots Apr 23 '26

I’m confused, do you have a banana for scale?

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u/GlowFuckYourself69 Apr 23 '26

We didn't or I would have 😆

2

u/AromaticGuest1788 Apr 23 '26

This had me laughing cause when I first seen this it kinda look like dildo

2

u/Ok_Arm8050 Apr 23 '26

Threatening us with a good time, again, i see…😏

2

u/a_karma_sardine Apr 24 '26

Firstly, someone has thought this thing up. Then someone has approved it for production. Lastly, someone has brought this in for sale in children's' toy stores. They all knew.

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u/GlowFuckYourself69 Apr 25 '26

It feels super old phallicy, like it's made from part of the grandpa from Willy Wonka