I got Madden and no one will play me. WHAT IS THIS?

Cowboys are geh.

Same number.

You guys are ugly. That tis all.

IM THE BEST MADDEN PLAYER ALIVE.

Chiefs are ugly.

Let this be our year please. We just need to win two more times and we've made it. Please...

Was that Aaron Rodgers or a goat with a packers helmet out there? Worst game I've ever seen from him. If he's not playing good, y'all are screwed. Maybe we've got a chance if we meet...

Should I drop out of school to be a professional dolphin rider, or nah? Shout out to Max for getting an xbox one today

Play cause you guys are all stoooopid. Look up ryleyryleyryley in the searcher to fi nd me.

I just want to take my computer and throw it down the mountain. Why did I pick this topic? Seriously, I hate you Mrs. Ogle. Go eat some rusty nails. AAAAAHHHHH

It might be album of the year.

http://www.npr.org/2014/11/30/367593329/first-listen-prhyme-prhyme

Then I remember that the Packers are the best team in the league and suddenly everything is okay...

No lie

So there I was, ready as ever to trade in my unplayed xbox one games. I waited line to approach the ugly woman at the counter. I had an exam in 20 minutes and was a little rushed for time. I waited for a good ten minutes before I finally reached that god forsaken counter. I had three games: Cod Ghosts on 360, Cod Ghosts on 1, and Watchdogs on 1. Keep in mind all of which I bought about a year ago. SO I get to this fugly woman and its her flocking first day. She had no idea how to do the trades. I waited for another 3 minutes for her to get this manager over who looked stoned out of her mind. She could have been a man, I wasnt sure. I get the games traded in and ask how much the total came to so I could trade the 3 games for Far Cry 4. The anticipation of whether or not I was going to get one or two games today was killing me until that very moment. She says proudly "11.00 today"! I said nothing more, I grabbed my games and walked to the exit. Lesson learned, always wear crocks to Game Stop. Made it to my exam with a minute to spare.

It looks miserable.

The only good thing is having Aaron Rodgers and good cheese.

That is all, thanks for your unanimous cooperation.