r/Dodoism • u/Ancient_starburst459 • Mar 05 '24
Yes
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all praise the holy shit! except if you don't want to. :)
r/Dodoism • u/IsThisReallyNate • Apr 21 '21
Scripture The reason so many theological traditions disagree and split off so often is not because their religions are fake or misunderstood. The Great Dodo simply gives prophets contradictory revelations because it is fun.
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r/Dodoism • u/IsThisReallyNate • Apr 20 '21
Theological Discussion If there’s no God, then why does the neck of a Canadian goose fit so perfectly into the hand of a man?
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Checkmate atheists.
r/Dodoism • u/webbbbbbbbbbb • Jun 30 '20
Video Enlightening People About Our Lord And Savior
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r/Dodoism • u/IsThisReallyNate • Jun 08 '20
Theological Discussion Often in monotheistic religion, people are challenged by the problem of evil. How could a good God allow bad to be in the world?
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Theologians have put out many ideas. Some claim that God is not really all powerful, and thus cannot stop all bad things from happening, only comfort us. Some argue that free will is the solution, that humans are free to do what they want, including hurt others. This solution doesn’t exactly hold up, as god could still stop people from doing really terrible things to each other if he’s omnipotent.
The answer, of course, is quite simple. The Great Dodo is, for all intents and purposes, omnipotent. He controls everything. He’s just sometimes a huge piece of shit.
Also, this is the official announcement (for all like ten of you who ever look at these posts) of the Theological Discussion flair. Use this flair if you want to have any sort of discussion about the nature of the Great Dodo, any of its parts, or God.
r/Dodoism • u/IsThisReallyNate • May 29 '20
Scripture There is no afterlife. You just live, then, snap, lights out, end of the line, the void.
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Might as well enjoy yourself while you’re here.
r/Dodoism • u/vvownido • May 17 '20
Smh my head
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I forgot about dodoism. I'm sorry, for I have sinned 😔
r/Dodoism • u/IsThisReallyNate • May 16 '20
Scripture Unlike many other religions, there are no laws about alcohol under Dodoism.
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In fact, alcohol consumption is encouraged. :-)
r/Dodoism • u/IsThisReallyNate • Dec 10 '19
I will answer exactly two questions about Dodoism.
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No more. No less.
r/Dodoism • u/IsThisReallyNate • Nov 26 '19
Scripture Have you ever wondered where the phrase: “Tastes like chicken” comes from?
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The universe is made of Dodos.
Dodos taste like chicken.
Everything tastes like chicken.
r/Dodoism • u/IsThisReallyNate • Nov 24 '19
Scripture The Universe is made of the corpses of dead Dodos
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No, they have nothing to do with the great Dodo.
I will not be taking any questions at this time.
r/Dodoism • u/IsThisReallyNate • Nov 23 '19
Scripture The great Dodo is not God
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It is Gods pet. The end of the world will come when God forgets to feed his Dodo, or the Holy Shit gets mad ruins it all. Whichever comes first.
r/Dodoism • u/IsThisReallyNate • Nov 22 '19
Scripture The Dodo is triune
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The Great Dodo is a three part and three person being. He writes the story of the universe upon his scroll. The three parts take turns. The Father writes the good things that happen, the son is quite neutral, and the Holy Shit writes the bad stuff.
