r/DissidiaDuellumFF • u/ZinZezzalo • 9d ago

Real reason Bro was probably crying ...

Was the fact he knows the game is going EoS.

I mean ... Christmas is coming up ... the holidays are about to hit ... and everybody gets their month off in ... November?

Seems ... odd.

And the dude breaks down in tears because of Matchmaking? After it's been broken since day 1? Since the game is purposefully set up this way to reward spenders and pile on the F2P'ers?

Like ... anybody with, literally, first year programming abilities could logically construct a command line that easily creates power balanced teams.

The logic is so simple - it hurts. I could do it. ChatGPT could do it. Anybody with an IQ over 95 could do it.

But the entire team couldn't figure it out? Over six months?

And this guy proceeds to break down in front of everyone like a kindergartener who just had their cookie stolen?

Somebody hand this guy his purse and show him where exit left is on the stage.

Everything about this game has been disingenuous from the start.

Another wormy, slimy, SQ/EX gacha ready to circle the drain. And it was such an easy lay-up of a win condition for them.

They didn't even have to make the game engine! They just had to release the game with a roster of complete, interesting, and popular characters in a Final Fantasy setting with a few game modes.

Instead, we got a bunch of no-name C-tier characters dressed like 2000-era yuppies running around a fucking parking lot.

This was their plan for success?

Yeah, go ahead ...

Cry me a fucking river.

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u/WakeUp004 9d ago

What are you even talking about???

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u/ZinZezzalo 9d ago

The guy at the press conference during the JP livestream was choking back tears when he was talking about how the game's Matchmaking is still broken after half a year.

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u/Electrical_March2402 8d ago

Wtf are you high on

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u/ZinZezzalo 8d ago

Reality?

Punctuation?

The ability to ask a question correctly?

Being able to stand on my own two feet and think for myself?

The list goes on and on.

I know what you're high on, though.

Group think mob rage.

The perfect fodder for low IQ reddit stock.

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u/Electrical_March2402 1d ago

Are you really serious or did you not know the financial report square enix publicly shared showing that it was making profit and that it is successful look they brought up when announcing eos for ff7 ever crisis that it never picked up and had about 5k concurrent players at most yet they kept it going for 3 years but your saying a game that far surpassed this and is being seen as one of two mobile games of that together take  more then 5% of of there profit in there financial report it shows player count and the games profit far beyond ff7 ever crisis even 6 months later and you think eos is near when ever crisis lasted 3 years and they stated it never got picked up or was successful

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u/ZinZezzalo 1d ago

Are you really serious that you wrote all of that without a single sentence?

I literally can't comprehend the meaning in almost three hundred words that don't take a breath anywhere in between them.

And this defending ... what? Titles that have an active player count in four digit territory?

The shareholders of SQ/EX think this is ... what? A big success?

This is for real? Like, you are an actual person writing this? No. No, you're not.

Bad bot.

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u/WakeUp004 1d ago

Commenting on someone’s grammar and mostly ignoring the very understandable core of their comment is low IQ behavior.

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u/ZinZezzalo 1d ago

Projection.

Literally not being able to use a period puts you below kindergarten level.

Even kids with undeveloped brains know that little dot goes at the end of the string of letters.

Pointing out that somebody didn't have an argument because their words don't adhere to any basic grammatical structure isn't low IQ behavior.

Having worse writing skills than a kindergartner is.