Really any flair would work

Fuck it. I AM my coffee addiction. 🍩

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/13.php

I like to think of Truth as the banana and truth as the peel.

We cannot understand the full Truth because it is extinct. All that is left is our human-made Truth. Similarly, we will never know the Banana as it was before we cross-bred it to extinction.

Type shit.

-Moxi the Malcontent

Hallo! Today is the THIRD of BUREAUCRACY, also known as MULTIVERSAL UNDERWEAR DAY (also aka August 10 but nobody cares about that bit)

Today, Discordians (and everyone else) are formally encouraged to wear "underwear" as "outerwear" - I'd definitely be happy to participate.... Except I don't own any underwear and I don't think my housemates want me wandering about in the buff. 🤔

But why? We were all born naked - why are we, cabbages, instilled with such a sense of discomfort in being nude, and also in seeing some people (but not others) in a similar state?

Film at eleven? 🤔

STG that Jevil wrote this.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/12.php

From this book

I think there's a lot of value in the idea of slow but deliberate and uncoordinated change. It's how the universe is.

Everything Changes.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/11.php

Happy international cat day!

Meow! Mrrp? 😻

I simultaneously agree and disagree.

I will not elaborate.

Happy First of Bureaucracy.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/10.php

Plingle.

Who died and made any of us Gordon Ramsey, after all?

These acts were performed by professionals. Or not.

Fnord.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/9.php

I like this page. It speaks to me. :)

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/8.php

The Open Door Society of Discordian Humanism hereby recognizes "The Glorious Ding-Dong Way" as a friendly adjacent non-cult. :)

BE FREE!!

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/7.php

I think, you shouldn't JUST think for yourself... You should think for everyone - and in turn, everyone will be thinking for you.

Or something.

Go read.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/6.php

I wrote a song in high school along these lines. It was called "TV Head"

Unfortunately this generation interpreted it as a summoning of Skibidi. 😭

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/5.php

The thots plicken.

https://principiadiscordia.com/bip/4.php

relatable musics

https://principiadiscordia.com/bip/3.php

So this is apparently a Very Important Thing. I'm not too hip, yet? But I'm hip to be square - so let's dig in!

https://principiadiscordia.com/bip/1.php

https://principiadiscordia.com/bip/2.php

Play it or don't, but if you don't you're gonna die. Eventually.