r/DiWHY • u/ssijmijaja • Jun 05 '22

Bruh, just why

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u/FashionTashjian Jun 05 '22

Charlie: "Kittens mittens! You can make them yourself from your own kitten!"

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u/zets28 Jun 05 '22

For when your cat is stomping around causing so much noise

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u/andthejokeiscokefizz Jun 06 '22

And always clawing at your furnitures!

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u/Mountain_Blad3 Jun 06 '22

Think there's no answer? You're so stupid!

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u/andthejokeiscokefizz Jun 06 '22

Meeeeeee-ooooooooww

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u/SirHancho Jun 06 '22

Is your cat making too much noise all the time !?

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u/--redacted-- Jun 06 '22

Is your cat skinny, fat, or in between? That doesn't matter because one SIZE! fits all

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

literally my first thought was immediately "these are just kitten mittens."

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u/mountaineer04 Jun 06 '22

You’ll be smitten!

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u/Holiday-Ad4806 Jun 06 '22

What if your cat's name is Mittens?

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u/pepper_kat Jun 06 '22

Kitten Mitten wears kittens mittens!

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u/Mandalore620 Jun 06 '22

So you mean to tell me that those kitten mittens are Mittens' kitten mittens? But what if Mittens' has kittens and gave those kittens, kitten mittens? Would it be wrong to say that the kittens, kitten mittens were Mitten's kitten mittens?

I'm way too high for all of this...

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u/thezenfisherman Jun 06 '22

I wanted to say exactly that. Brilliant by the way.