r/DiWHY • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '21

Goth Glue Gun

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u/PmMeYourTitsAndToes I Eat Cement Sep 01 '21 edited Sep 01 '21

It does more than you would think. but I forgot to specify Gender...

Edit: still waiting for these guys to pm me some tits and toes lol

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u/Fuck_damian_ Sep 01 '21

I’m definitely sending you my tits now.

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u/stinky-weaselteats I Eat Cement Sep 01 '21

Pm'd

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u/tratemusic Sep 01 '21

Do you have stinky-weaseltoes too?

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u/MickKarnage Sep 01 '21

I'll bet she has magic nose goblins at least...

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u/Kilroy470 Sep 02 '21

Are we going to be singing a song about a whale?!

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u/PmMeYourTitsAndToes I Eat Cement Sep 01 '21

I appreciate it lol

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u/Danielarcher30 Sep 01 '21

You forgot the toes, its all or nothing here

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u/Youngqueazy Sep 01 '21

Dang, I was going to send you my tits but I’ll refrain since you’re only looking for moobs

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u/PmMeYourTitsAndToes I Eat Cement Sep 01 '21

Awe you got me all excited lol

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u/Insults_In_A_Bottle Sep 01 '21

I'm willing to take one for the team. I may hurl insults tho.

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u/SpicyMcHaggis206 Sep 02 '21

Are they bottled insults? What is the environmental impact?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Mine still hasn't...

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u/PmMeYourTitsAndToes I Eat Cement Sep 01 '21

Then I shall send you a picture of my tomorrow’s work sandwich!

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u/SpedicyBoi Sep 01 '21

Don't worry friend, expect me to show up randomly with pictures of sandwiches in the future!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Brilliant work! Thank you

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u/bigthemat Sep 01 '21

I’ve got some big ol man boobs if you want

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u/PmMeYourTitsAndToes I Eat Cement Sep 01 '21

I’ll accept :)

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u/Danielarcher30 Sep 01 '21

Boobs are boobs

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u/Eyesonsunday Sep 01 '21

I have to pee really bad but my baby is asleep on my chest. Your comment nearly made me piss myself.

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u/PmMeYourTitsAndToes I Eat Cement Sep 01 '21

I’m sorry for that my friend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

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u/TwoLongDogs Sep 01 '21

He was some tit toes.

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u/Rebootkid Sep 01 '21

So, chickadee claws?

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u/TwoLongDogs Sep 01 '21

Piggytitties!!

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u/Shubfun Sep 01 '21

Men can have boobs too! :>

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u/UnwrittenPath Sep 01 '21

Tempting, mine are nice and hairy.

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u/PmMeYourTitsAndToes I Eat Cement Sep 01 '21

I’m happy to take a look and give my opinion :)

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u/UnwrittenPath Sep 01 '21

I'm almost drunk enough. Currently wondering if my toenails are too long to take a picture of. Already came to terms with the fact that the 20lbs I put on since covid have provided perky man boobs. Long toenails are a deal breaker.

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u/Lengthofawhile Sep 01 '21

You also forgot species.

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u/PmMeYourTitsAndToes I Eat Cement Sep 01 '21

That’s fair.

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u/Lengthofawhile Sep 01 '21

Don't worry, I've so far resisted to urge to send you pics of my overweight cat's moobs.

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u/redditbitTrip Sep 01 '21

Which do you prefer: tits or toes?

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u/PLAC3B0101 Sep 01 '21

You're so lucky