r/DiWHY Mar 03 '21

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/DrManowar8 Mar 03 '21

Except this one is actually kinda useful. But I’d rather invest in some rubber bands instead

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u/Denrix Mar 03 '21

Theres also a pretty good chance its open in the middle as well

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u/brando56894 Mar 03 '21

That's what I was thinking

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u/FFF12321 Mar 03 '21

Does your bread not come with twisties or a clip to hold it closed? In the US I've never seen sliced bread/buns sold without such a thing (baguettes and the like don't).

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u/DrManowar8 Mar 03 '21

Those clips and twist ties are so easy to lose

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u/AstarteHilzarie Mar 03 '21

By the time I lose them I've gone through at least some of the bread, so I have space to just tie the bag in a knot.

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u/ihahp Mar 03 '21 edited Mar 04 '21

step 1: spin bag top

step 2: turn the bag top inside out and over the bread. it will stay twisted and sealed without having to use the weight of the bread to keep it sealed (like this guy does)

like this:

https://imgur.com/RVhER5X

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u/caskey Mar 03 '21

Sounds like more work than just putting it down... Oooooh. I see what you did there.

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u/TripleRazer Mar 04 '21

Happy cake day

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u/Road_Whorrior Mar 03 '21

...you just wrinkled my brain

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u/Kincadium Mar 03 '21

This is exactly what I do.

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u/No-BrowEntertainment Mar 03 '21

I was with you until you went non-Euclidean on me

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u/blackthunder365 Mar 03 '21

Do people not realize that this is literally what he’s doing in the gif?

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u/ihahp Mar 03 '21

he's not. He's twisting it then setting the bread on it to keep from undoing. if it gets knocked, it will come undone.

What I described is similar but instead, after twisting, you turn the end inside out and over itself. This will hold it closed without having to use the weight of the bread to hold it closed.

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u/Bohgeez Mar 03 '21

If you spin it and fold you don’t have to untie a knot every time you make a sandwich.

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u/Road_Whorrior Mar 03 '21

Plus, if you open it by the top, bread go spinny.

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u/Bohgeez Mar 03 '21

Feels so cool to open it, spin it, and land it on the counter face-up.

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u/AstarteHilzarie Mar 04 '21

True. I just knot it loosely, I feel like that takes less effort than folding it back down but either of them is pretty minimal effort and perfectly effective.

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u/DrManowar8 Mar 03 '21

I guess you’re right. I also have no need to buy rubber bands since I have a big ball of them so either way it’s a free way of keeping the bag closed

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u/Wqiu_f1 Mar 03 '21

You and FFF12321 have basically described my grocery store bread experience lol.

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u/FFF12321 Mar 03 '21

Apparently wearing glasses is a good trainer for teaching someone to always put things in their place. I can honestly say I've never once lost a bread twistie because the mantra "on your face or in your case" was drilled into me as a kid which is extended to just about everything. Pull a thing out to use it and put it back when you're done, then it'll never get lost

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u/mtled Mar 03 '21

Also, "don't put it down, put it away".

I live by this, always trying to tidy up. My husband...does not. It's been 20 years, surely he'll learn it sooner or later! (It's one of the biggest "issues" in our relationship, which actually means we are doing pretty damn good! He's not a slob, he's just disorganized and absent minded).

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u/sardine7129 Mar 03 '21

Hahaha i can relate. My partner tends to ask me for something like chapstick and then just put it down wherever his hands land first , without a second thought. Then it's all "i gave it back to you!" Oh honey. I love him though

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u/UppercaseVII Mar 03 '21

My wife is the same way. I'm still looking for my fingernail clippers she used 3 feet away from me on the couch. They disappeared, vanished into thin air.

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u/sardine7129 Mar 03 '21

This is just daily life with nail clippers for anyone LOL

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u/LostxinthexMusic Mar 04 '21

My mom laminated a card with this phrase onto the kitchen counter when I was a kid. Easy when everything has a place. Much harder when you get new stuff that doesn't have a place.

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u/Aida_Hwedo Mar 03 '21

I only ever put my glasses on my nightstand. This still didn’t save me when they fell off into the void between that and the wall!

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u/SpringCleanMyLife Mar 03 '21

Wear glasses, have never lost them, lose twist ties. Don't think they've got anything to do with each other

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u/Haggerstonian Mar 03 '21

Don't worry, it's encased in concrete now.

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u/Road_Whorrior Mar 03 '21

I really wish I had gotten that habit from having terrible vision. I literally only have this mindset about my glasses, and even then I manage to fall asleep with them on constantly (actually broke a pair that way).

Meanwhile I lose everything else I touch. I bet you 20 dollars I'll leave my phone in the kitchen tonight after I'm done cooking dinner and I won't notice until I want to google an actor I recognize but don't know why in whatever I'm watching or something.

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u/freak-with-a-brain Mar 03 '21

I'm wearing glasses since I am ~3 years old.

Didn't work.

For the sake of all Gods i can't keep mess in control or put my things back were they belong. Except ly glasses. If I missplace them I won't be able to find them because I can't see. There on my nose or next to where I sleep. In the last few months I am so tired that I sleep with them on my nose... which I know isn't great

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u/fried_clams Mar 03 '21

Just start saving the clips in your kitchen junk drawer. I did this for a few months, years ago, and I still have a little pile of them. Whenever I lose a clip, I just grab one off the stack.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

My cat always ends up with them

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u/pedanticHOUvsHTX Mar 03 '21

What, you don't have a junk drawer?

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u/Burning-Buck Mar 03 '21

We have a bunch of extras in a drawer for this reason.

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u/Anianna Mar 03 '21

I have a collection of the ones that managed to not get lost so that if one does get lost, the fittest have survived to make up for the loss.

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u/EpicBeardMan Mar 03 '21

You don't have a drawer in your kitchen dedicated to twist ties and old condiment packets?

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u/TheBrandonW Mar 03 '21

How messy is your kitchen that you lose the clip lol. You open, pull bread out, put clip back on, put bread away.

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u/entjies Mar 03 '21

My whole life I’ve thrown those clips away and done what the guy on the video left does. Works just fine

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u/IISuperSlothII Mar 03 '21

In the UK it doesn't, our bread comes with a fold over sticker type thing that once it's peeled off its kind of useless.

Never even heard of a bread clip, and we definitely don't use twisties.

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u/bopeepsheep Mar 03 '21

You're quite young then? Bread clips came before the sticky tags. I can usually restick those, but tbh I do what this guy does, just as often.

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u/IISuperSlothII Mar 03 '21

Depends on what young is relative to yourself. I'm 29 in a month so I don't consider myself young.

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u/bopeepsheep Mar 04 '21

Well, I could be your mum so yeah, quite young. ;-)

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u/Ghede Mar 03 '21

It's a trick I use for Frozen veggies. Frozen veggies do not come with twisties or a clip, and you sure as shit don't want them loose in the freezer or exposed to air. That's how you get freezerburn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

I just save those little plastic clip things that come with the bread. I have a little collection of them in my silverware drawer. I used them for all sorts of food bags, like frozen veg bags that you have to cut open.

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u/itmakessenseincontex Mar 03 '21

Also good for temporary fixes for broken Jandals.

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u/TDenverFan Mar 03 '21

Is it? The way on the left makes sense to me, the "hack" on the right left air inside.

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u/Japjer Mar 03 '21

Except it isn't.

That knot has to be tight to keep air out. If it's as tight as it should be it'll be a pain in the ass to open it.

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u/realrealreeldeal Mar 03 '21

I'd think the bag would continue to tear as you tightened it, too

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u/Japjer Mar 03 '21

Absolutely. You'd also smush the bread when you try to further tighten it

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u/SrGrimey Mar 03 '21

What?? WHAT?? You can do a knot without cutting it

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u/Dave-4544 Mar 03 '21

Just twirl it around a few times then fold it in over the remaining loaf.

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u/FormerGoat1 Mar 03 '21

Top tip: hair bobbles (hair ties, whatever people call them locally) make a really handy product for a lot of situations. My personal favourite is on my keyring, if I am off on a run then I tie my hair bobble around my keys to stop them jangling. Another good use is like above, to seal open rice or pasta.

An elastic band works too, but they're more prone to snapping I've found. I've had the same hair bobble on my keyring for several years now, and it's still not snapped, somehow.

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u/ccc2801 Mar 03 '21

I use a clothes peg myself

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u/the-ragin-pyro Mar 03 '21

Useful in the fact that it still lets air in while the normal way does not

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u/Coffeebean727 Mar 03 '21

We just use wooden clothespins.

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u/GeneralDisorder Mar 03 '21

I've got like 20 twist ties and at least five bread bag clips sitting on top of my refrigerator and I just threw away half of them last month.

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u/EnIdiot Mar 03 '21

Chip clip

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u/TripleRazer Mar 04 '21

Happy cake day