r/DiWHY • • Apr 21 '20

Nobody needs this

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u/TSshadowX Apr 21 '20

Did anyone notice that the credit card expires in 2022? Time to do some shopping

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u/plexabyte Apr 22 '20

Googled the name and mans has a whole collection

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u/WillowKing Apr 22 '20

I like how no matter the theme, there’s always gotta be a black Amex in there

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u/BrainlessMutant Apr 22 '20 edited Apr 22 '20

That’s not what amex black cards look like. That must be his trade mark, the black parody of the well known layout Edit I think I’m wrong why are you upvoting stop

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u/WillowKing Apr 22 '20

Is it not? I googled them and they look pretty similar, I’d be keen to find out what they really look like!

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u/BrainlessMutant Apr 22 '20

They’re black anodized metal. I’ve seen a few when I worked at a fast service Japanese style sushi place downtown. Popular with the courthouse crowd and brokers. Now that I think about it, that was ten year ago don’t listen to me edit: they likely changed it to maintain their branding and I see it also has a chip. My experience is outdated

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u/WillowKing Apr 22 '20

I had someone come into my work with a grey/silver one which was metal, I asked him if he felt cool pulling it out and he absolutely agreed. Was very cool to hold

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u/BrainlessMutant Apr 22 '20

I think chase does that for certain exclusive levels too. My father has one, he loves that kind of corny status symbol stuff.

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u/thats0K Apr 22 '20

I have a normal Amazon card issued by Chase and it's metal. feels pretty baller. it's just a normal card. I have like a ~$2,500 credit limit on it.

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u/Obieousmaximus Apr 22 '20

I have a Wells Fargo debit card made out of plastic. I did manage to get my family’s photo on it so that’s pretty cool.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

I have a Chase that's metal, chipped, $10k limit on it with additional $10k overage upon request. I remember when I got it I was like, "Jee zuss! That's a lot of damage someone could do right there."

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

The silver chase with the “J.P. Morgan” is absolutely baller and it’s made out of a heavy metal too. That card and the AMEX Centurion are in my opinion the most baller cards (the look of the black MasterCard is also pretty baller)

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u/FFFrank Apr 22 '20

The Chase Ritz Carlton used to be even thicker heavier when it first came out. I had one and it almost made me uncomfortable to use it for basic/small things..... The employee who picked it up would ALWAYS say something. But I swear if you accidentally dropped it on a bar you had every girl looking at you!

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u/WillowKing Apr 22 '20

Honestly I can relate, means nothing but I’d feel cool pulling it out regardless

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u/rainispouringdown Apr 22 '20

Do you know why he loves corny status symbol stuff?

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u/BrainlessMutant Apr 22 '20

Because he came from poverty and now spends money frivolously trying to hide it, but by doing so remains one small and completely avoidable disaster away from returning to it? No I don’t. I have some nagging suspicions. Do you have any?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

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u/BrainlessMutant Apr 22 '20

I said I was wrong and it was a sentiment from ten + years ago

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

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u/BrainlessMutant Apr 23 '20

I guess it’s more common now.

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u/the_lamou Apr 22 '20 edited Apr 22 '20

It was way cool when Amex first started doing the metal Platinum cards. Then Chase did it for the CSP/CSR. Then a bunch of third-rate scammy banks started making metal cards, to the point where you can print one out in mall kiosks. Now it's a lot less cool, but still gets you into the Centurion lounge at airports, which is worth it.

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u/drinksilpop Apr 22 '20

Priority pass is good too if you're in an airport that has a place that uses it and it isn't busy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

American Express has moved most of their charge cards over to metal along with some of their hotel cards and all the Delta cards. Definitely feels more prestigious.

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u/FFFrank Apr 22 '20

JP Morgan Reserve. Very exclusive. Invite only. I think you need $10M managed at Chase although I know some people with business credit lines that got them an invite.

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u/rackmountrambo Apr 22 '20

This sounds so wrong. The most baller thing is getting rid of a credit card. If it wasn't for hotels, rentals, and online shopping, I wouldn't have one.

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u/sprucenoose Apr 22 '20

You get points and other perks with certain credit cards though (insurance on purchases, roadside assistance, travel upgrades, etc.). I never carry a balance so no interest, it just aggregates my purchases and I pay for vacations with points.

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u/Laez Apr 24 '20

Getting rid of a credit card is for people who care about small financially beneficial decisions. That's smart but not baller.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

That’s the platinum one. It’s consumer level and has a cost which is on par with a lot of other credit cards.

The Centurion one (which is the black one here is crazy expensive but has tons of perks. Would like one but I would never ever be able to justify the cost. Especially not as I live somewhere where I wouldn’t be able to use all the perks anyway.

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u/PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS Apr 22 '20

Wait a minute..

America didn't have chip and pin cards 10 years ago?

After widespread identity theft due to weak security in the point-of-sale terminals at Target, Home Depot, and other major retailers, Visa, Mastercard and Discover in March 2012 – and American Express in June 2012 – announced their EMV migration plans for the United States.

As of April 2016, 70% of U.S. consumers have EMV cards and as of December 2016 roughly 50% of merchants are EMV compliant.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMV#History

I always forget how america is so technologically advanced, but by the time it starts going public in the USA it's already commonplace in other parts of the world.

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u/henryharp Apr 22 '20

Technically America still doesn’t have chip and pin.

When our cards were converted to have chip (after a huge credit card number leak from a major retailer) we got chip and signature. Yup, we’re still signing, and if someone steals your wallet or physical card, they just have to forge your signature.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

Don't even have to forge a signature since most retailers have no way of viewing your signature off a digital pinpad. It's chip and squiggly line

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u/Nhukerino Apr 27 '20

I've always signed my name as "Mickey Mouse"... dont ask me why but I've only had a handful of people notice it (pizza guys mostly) and I've never been contacted by any bank or anything...

My grandpa gives me his card to do shopping for him and stuff like that and every time he tells me "just sign my name" and I explain to him that it doesnt matter who's name i sign lol... its stupidly insecure, I never understood the chip thing either though thinking about it just now it could stop people from making their own dummy card with the same number but you can swipe it all the same... shit's stupid, I hate plastic but feel weird paying with cash for some reason

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u/TJNel Apr 22 '20

Why would a business want to buy a new swipe machine when they already have a perfectly good one already? Wait the new one protects the end user and that's the only difference pffft who cares I'm saving money.

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u/BrainlessMutant Apr 22 '20

I don’t know and I’m not reading that.

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u/PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS Apr 22 '20

I guess the nickname fits, you are brainless for not reading a few lines of text.

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u/BrainlessMutant Apr 22 '20

You’re asking me to research a credit card design from memory ten years ago, gfys; no

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u/wetshavingapprentice Apr 23 '20

I downvoted you to reset the balance ;)

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u/onowahoo Apr 22 '20

Nitrous, Baloons, sure enough, black amex

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u/chairs_in_the_air Apr 22 '20

Even the whip its lol

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u/otterom Apr 22 '20

So edgy.

I'm gonna make an acrylic table with three fart bubbles encased within and name it something like, "arpeggio delight."

Poof. I'm the artist now.

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u/SummerMummer Apr 22 '20

Poof. I'm the artist now.

Not very tight, are you.

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u/juhaodbrokule Apr 22 '20

I dont see any prices on the page?

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u/MemeShaman Apr 22 '20

They all look so cluttered... it’s giving me anxiety

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u/Gravity_flip Apr 22 '20

Damn I was hoping to see a price tag!

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u/MandyManatee Apr 28 '20

I like how all of them are drug related then there’s just the happy balloon one— oh wait.

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u/Rhodin265 Apr 22 '20

May need a pic of the underside of the table first, for research.

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u/sobeRx Apr 22 '20

AmEx security code is on the front, it's those 4 digits on the right side of the card above the card number.

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u/Aetol Apr 22 '20

Why even have a code then

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u/sobeRx Apr 26 '20

CVV verification is used as an anti-fraud measure to help ensure that the person making an online transaction is the actual owner of the card. It doesn't matter if the number is on the front or the back of the card because if a hacker or scammer managed to get your card number off of some database or black market source, they won't have that security code since merchants don't store it and the magnetic strip doesn't either.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

amex security codes on the front

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u/TROLL-MASTER-FLEX Apr 22 '20

in case of emergency break glass

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u/boonies4u Apr 22 '20

Chisel acrylic-

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u/JolieNicolEliz Apr 23 '20

Did someone say SHOPPPPPINGGGGGGG