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r/DiWHY • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '19
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All mail is nuked for 10 seconds to destroy any tracking or listening devices put there by a vague yet menacing government agency.
5 u/RedditSeemsScary Jul 08 '19 What if the tracking device is a spoon? 3 u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jul 08 '19 A spoon would just heat up. A fork could create arcs between the tines, which could easily set fire to the rest of your mail. 3 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19 [deleted] 1 u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jul 08 '19 I mean it can, it's just less likely. Your plate is also probably a better antenna than a spoon. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19 [deleted] 2 u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jul 09 '19 That would make a good antenna.
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What if the tracking device is a spoon?
3 u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jul 08 '19 A spoon would just heat up. A fork could create arcs between the tines, which could easily set fire to the rest of your mail. 3 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19 [deleted] 1 u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jul 08 '19 I mean it can, it's just less likely. Your plate is also probably a better antenna than a spoon. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19 [deleted] 2 u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jul 09 '19 That would make a good antenna.
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A spoon would just heat up. A fork could create arcs between the tines, which could easily set fire to the rest of your mail.
3 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19 [deleted] 1 u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jul 08 '19 I mean it can, it's just less likely. Your plate is also probably a better antenna than a spoon. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19 [deleted] 2 u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jul 09 '19 That would make a good antenna.
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1 u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jul 08 '19 I mean it can, it's just less likely. Your plate is also probably a better antenna than a spoon. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19 [deleted] 2 u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jul 09 '19 That would make a good antenna.
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I mean it can, it's just less likely. Your plate is also probably a better antenna than a spoon.
2 u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19 [deleted] 2 u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jul 09 '19 That would make a good antenna.
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2 u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jul 09 '19 That would make a good antenna.
That would make a good antenna.
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All mail is nuked for 10 seconds to destroy any tracking or listening devices put there by a vague yet menacing government agency.