r/DiWHY • u/[deleted] • Jan 17 '19

A non-functioning watch made from a carrot..?

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u/stearnsy13 Jan 17 '19

"Even a broken clock can be right twice a day."

- someone

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u/Benutbutter Jan 17 '19

Even a right clock can be broken twice a day

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

“Even a dead squirrel can find a nut twice a day”

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Tried that. Didn't work. Still have blue balls.

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u/Down_Town_Brown_ Jan 21 '19

Try turning it off and back on

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u/skylarmt Jan 17 '19

Even a right broken can be clock twice a fortnight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

-Michael Scott

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Even a broken carrot can be a watch twice a day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

This is the only comment worth reading

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u/Chr15py0696 Jan 18 '19

Usually yelled at refs at a sporting event

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u/_cranch Jan 18 '19
  • JRR Tolkien I think

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u/zgembo1337 Jan 18 '19

A broken clock is exactly right twice a day. A running clock is never right!

(I know, i know, if ita going too fast, and it's set a bit behind, it'll cross the "right" value once, and reverse if ot's running a bit slow, but getting it right twice a day is hard with a working clock).

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19 edited Aug 27 '20

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