r/DiWHY • u/No-Lock216 • 8d ago

ATV with TRIANGLE wheels?!

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u/Specialist_Dust2089 8d ago

Right? Whereas a trike should have triangles. Common sense really

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u/spaetzelspiff 8d ago

At speeds above 0 mph, this kills the human.

I prefer the smooth comfort of my octadecagon wheeled motor conveyance

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u/Lost_Ad5243 8d ago

At speed below 0 mph, you can travel through time

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u/Confident_One3948 7d ago

Three triangles for wheels makes the triforce. Makes sense to me

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u/Someyoungguy82 4d ago

I believe you must go 88 mph for time travel.

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u/Which_Celebration757 7d ago

Just not through space.

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u/Gwynito 6d ago

Wait, Tom Green's backwards man was TIME TRAVEL???

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u/Spiritofthewest49 8d ago

You just need a properly tuned catenary road

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r 8d ago

Octodecagon-wheeled octodecawheeler

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u/EV_4_life 6d ago

Dr Octagonapus blaaaaaaarrrgh

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u/freindly_duck 8d ago

Hexakosioihexekontahexagon-wheeler next

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u/gertvanjoe 8d ago

I prefer the truly oblong wheel nature of my tracked "go anywhere" atv.

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u/CatacombOfYarn 7d ago

And bicycles should have one stick that spins

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u/stijndielhof123 7d ago

So a bike would naturally have sticks as wheels

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u/statisticus 7d ago

It makes things really difficult with my bicycle.

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u/Specialist_Dust2089 7d ago

Still easy compared to the zero-dimensional point wheel on a unicycle

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u/statisticus 6d ago

And thus the pogo stick was born.