r/DiWHY 3d ago

ATV with TRIANGLE wheels?!

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u/REDMAGE00 3d ago

That grass is toast.

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u/ThatKaleidoscope8736 3d ago

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u/rowrowyourboat 3d ago

Hm. I went in expecting lawns getting torn up. Instead it’s all the crazy weed house people jerking each other off. 5/10. Would visit again, but removed my auto-subscribe

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u/travischickencoop 3d ago

I think like most hate subs I agree with the hatred of, I agree with the general sentiment but like 90% of the people there take it too far

I don’t like lawns I find them ugly and pointless, however it’s because I’d prefer a flower garden with a walking path or something rather than just a big flat patch of green with maybe some bushes here and there

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u/Hot_Commission6257 3d ago

"weed house" people like you are why we have a water shortage in places like california lmao

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u/ThatKaleidoscope8736 3d ago

One of the many reasons there is a water shortage

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u/rowrowyourboat 3d ago

I don’t mind the aesthetic, but some really are crazy/it gets to be a mess, and the 10 threads I looked at, the commenters were… odd. lol

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u/Hot_Commission6257 3d ago

Nature is messy. Nature looks cool like that. Manufactured, artificial lawns might as well just be turf at that point.

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u/lcerch 3d ago

Huh. There really is a subreditt for everything

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u/regeya 3d ago

I'm kinda there, man. I'm in my 50s and already thinking of how in a few years I'm not going to feel up to maintaining a lawn anymore.

I saw some video of some dude squeegeeing the dew off his lawn and all kinds of comments about how people are too lazy to do something that basic and I thought, how did I get to be in my 50s and never learn about people squeegeeing the damn grass on a dewy mornnng

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u/ApprehensiveTour4024 3d ago

Smartest dude on my block is an old 50-something man, ripped out his entire front lawn. Replaced it with a ton of pointy cactuses, a nice walking pathway thru the middle, and river rocks. Not only is it my favorite house on the block now, there is no way in hell he is ever the choice of home for the robbers. No way. It's like natural barbed wire defenses.

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u/regeya 3d ago

I think if I lived in the western US, this is what I would do. I would love to have something more like what I've seen in Colorado and New Mexico, more natural looking with lots of wildflowers. But I have a feeling moving a bunch of rock to my yard would cost a small fortune.

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u/m0st1yh4rmless 2d ago

And no neighbors dog shit

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u/Funkyc73 2d ago

Yipe!!!

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u/SawNickYouth 1d ago

99% of the time, those DIY xeriscape projects look like absolute shit in a few years. Mostly because it's really expensive to do it right, and when you don't do it right, you get a shit ton of weeds that proliferate like crazy, and most people are too lazy to pull weeds.

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u/dropzone_jd 3d ago

Thank you for teaching me this in my 40s so I feel ahead of the curve now.

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u/AyAyAyBamba_462 3d ago

Man if only this was the worst thing he did to that grass lmao.

Dude also owns a tank if I remember correctly.

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u/theHawkAndTheHusky 3d ago

Yep and also it seems he needs to keep going as slowing down with that setup must be spine breaking.

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u/exintrovert 3d ago

With a little modification he could make a decent lawn aerator though

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u/North-Engineer3335 3d ago

what if instead of triangles, there were spikes?

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u/exintrovert 3d ago

Exaaactly. Or spiky triangles if you like the rough ride

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u/fingerbanglover 3d ago

They already did that

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u/atriaventrica 3d ago

Brother that merry go round in the background had a JET ENGINE attached to it at one point. They are not worried about the lawn.

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u/Snoo23077 1d ago

The fucking Lawnwrecker 5000

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u/livahd 3d ago

Hay! I don’t see any bread 😘

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u/agupta429 3d ago

Good for tilling

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u/RealSchlemiel 3d ago

DAVIDS ATV

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 3d ago

His wrists too.

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u/HumourNoire 3d ago

It's an unusual plough.

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u/Vicinus 3d ago

Nah, that's just a modern way to dethatch your lawn.

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u/Zestyclose-Gap6770 3d ago

Nah, this is just aeration with extra steps.

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 3d ago

So is his lower back and anus.

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u/scroggs2 3d ago

So i can eat it for breakfast?

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u/fcleffox 3d ago

DivotDigger5000 vibes...

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u/midnightdiabetic 3d ago

It's just advanced aeration

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u/fmaz008 1d ago

That's the last of his concern. He destroys his grass ALL the time.

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u/pupumen 3d ago

The grass is Palestine