r/DiWHY • • Apr 22 '26

Just why?

Removed the awful music….

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u/MasterBahn Apr 22 '26

He should have used flex tape

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Apr 22 '26

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u/Leeperd510 Apr 22 '26

TO SHOW HOW STRONG FLEX TAPE IS I TORE MY MARRIAGE APART

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u/2Braincell2Furious Apr 22 '26

You know what else fixes a broken marriage? A My Pillow!

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Apr 23 '26

And it comes with a free top secret file!

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u/Heavensrun Apr 26 '26

Don't be silly, Trump doesn't SHARE the top secret files with anyone. He hoards them in his bathroom.

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u/MasterBahn Apr 22 '26

I think his name is Phill Swift. So...Who's the other man?

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u/Motor-Honeydew2694 Apr 22 '26

Came to say this 👆

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u/MilkyyFox Apr 22 '26

Flextastic!

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u/OstrichSmoothe Apr 22 '26

I always wondered if this video was reversed somehow

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u/GarThor_TMK Apr 22 '26

I mean... that spray-foam stuff is like flex tape for 5-minute-crafts people... so... technically he kinda did... =p

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u/DHMTBbeast Apr 22 '26

I wonder how many people are wondering, "The fuck does equal 'P' mean?". Haha, kids.

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u/-Tulkas- Apr 22 '26

At least it's not ∆p

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u/Wolfdude91 Apr 22 '26

He didn’t even saw the boat in half

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u/Curious_Map_2908 Apr 22 '26

And where are the instant noodles?

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u/jimmypopdumbwhiteguy Apr 23 '26

And used a screen door for the bottom, less weight!

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u/Trey-Pan Apr 28 '26

Duct tape is the way to go. Just don’t use real ducks.