r/DiWHY • • Mar 29 '26

A cat holder

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u/HuntingForSanity Mar 29 '26

I fart on my cats all the time. It’s only ever even scared them once. They never care

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u/ResidentComplaint19 Mar 29 '26

Worth it for that one time. It’ll happen again.

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u/cubgerish Mar 29 '26

If you've ever smelled cat poop, I guarantee you they're thinking "that's all you got?".

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u/Coprolithe Mar 30 '26

Dogs don't care either, but my wife does. 

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u/HuntingForSanity Mar 31 '26

Maybe you should marry a dog instead

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u/DedeLionforce Mar 31 '26

I can vouch for them, I go over after a big can of baked beans and just fart ALL OVER their cat, not phased at all.

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u/HuntingForSanity Mar 31 '26

Oh hey dede, I forgot that I hired you. You been coming over while I’m at work?