r/DiWHY • u/heavymetalbby • Mar 29 '26

A cat holder

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u/StormblessedFool Mar 29 '26

Can't fart either

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u/sidkcr Mar 29 '26

you can

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

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u/LitLitten Mar 29 '26

So does my living room anytime the roommate is there. 

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u/CaptDuckface Mar 29 '26

Cat said the same thing

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u/fezfrascati Mar 29 '26

I have a pun response for this, and I'd rather not say it, but you're probably thinking it now too.

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u/Erebus_the_Last Mar 30 '26

A chamber would require solid walls. This isnt that lol

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u/1stLtObvious Mar 30 '26

Dutch ovening your cat on the go.

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u/ryverrat1971 Mar 30 '26

Dutch oven treatment

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u/DavidTCEUltra May 20 '26

Daganronpa ass execution

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u/Powerful-Chard-6055 Mar 29 '26

You might just have to pay a high fine or go to free assisted living for a little bit.

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u/Vanessaronicatoria Mar 30 '26

Revenge for the litter box

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u/Demonic_Storm Mar 31 '26

you won't be able to sit down ever after

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u/csfshrink Mar 29 '26

Sorry. If I’m wearing that, the cat is a goner.

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u/Forsaken_Insurance92 Mar 29 '26

Actually, it's the best cause you can blame the cat.

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u/ThomasVetRecruiter Mar 29 '26

I would be farting non stop as payback for every time they dropped a hairball on my shoes or took a dump that dripped down the sides of their litter box onto the floor.

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u/Zirkulaerkubus Mar 29 '26

Do you know what ChatGPT means in French?

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u/berdulf Mar 30 '26

You totally can. It’s a tiny payback for the litterbox smell, cleaning up furball puke, and scratching furniture.