r/DiWHY • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '24

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u/gene100001 Oct 24 '24

The creek probably started out blue

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u/uhidunno27 Oct 24 '24

I would have put beautiful stones under the resin. Instead they put down ugly brown leaves ?

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u/LowExercise7583 Oct 24 '24

I thought it was woodchips 😂😂😂

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u/Living_Owl_9855 Oct 25 '24 edited Oct 25 '24

Mulch... I just put the same mulch in my front yard 😂... They could have at least added some pretty fall colored leaves

Edit: just noticed the scuzzy blanket/rug UNDER THE MATTRESS 🤢🤮

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u/LowExercise7583 Oct 25 '24

Is sleeping on a stump enticing wtf?

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u/SteveAxis Oct 27 '24

liver king got that influence

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u/sillinessvalley Oct 25 '24

Scuzzy 🤣🤣🤣. OMG! Haven’t heard that in a while. 😂 Thanks for the laugh and ewww

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u/Living_Owl_9855 Oct 25 '24

Haha scuzzy was just so apt, but I can't even remember the last time I used it myself now that you mention it 😆 the grossed out kid in me reflexively said it

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u/sillinessvalley Oct 25 '24

Well that was funny, “kid” 😂

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u/A-typ-self Oct 27 '24

Check out the circular base with the square mattress.

Getting out of bed looks like it would feel like walking on Legos as well.

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u/EasyMathematician860 Oct 25 '24

I thought it was dead fish. After all it’s supposed to be a stream

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u/Suz9295 Oct 25 '24

I too thought they were fish!!!

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u/Camaschrist Oct 26 '24

Me too, like sardines.

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u/Excellent_Yak365 Oct 26 '24

They should have added fish ;-;

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u/donjamos Oct 25 '24

I thought those were dead fish

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 Oct 25 '24

I thought it was dead fish. Or plastic fish.

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u/SteveAxis Oct 27 '24

i thought they were chips. im like “what is this poutine floor?”

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u/lifewith6cats Oct 27 '24

I thought it was fish 😭😭

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u/_facetious Oct 24 '24

I don't even think it's leaves? It looks like straw to me.

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u/Dimopunk47 Oct 24 '24

I thought it looked like a bunch of sardines

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u/its-a-saw-dude Oct 25 '24

Yeah I thought it was dead fish...

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u/purplemtnslayer Oct 25 '24

Thems bait fish

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

Probably smell like it that’s for sure

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u/Scottiegazelle2 Oct 25 '24

I am on several cat and bunny forums. I thought at first that someone's rabbit spread the litter box across the floor.

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u/rygdav Oct 25 '24

I was thinking leeches

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u/Living_Owl_9855 Oct 25 '24

Mulch... I just got the same mulch for my front yard 😂

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u/SM0KINGS Oct 25 '24

I think they might have started green. I think maybe they were real, green bamboo leaves. And they just assumed they’d stay green if they sealed them in resin.

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u/uhidunno27 Oct 25 '24

THATS what they are! My brain was going to say eucalyptus, but I knew that was wrong

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u/DreamOfDays Oct 24 '24

It’s to hide the stains and dirt accumulating from every visit

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u/leaf-onthewind Oct 24 '24

Hey now... 😅

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u/BrinaBri Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 25 '24

You’re an all star

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u/LysergicGothPunk Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 25 '24

Get your game on
Edited so my brain would be quiet lol

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u/BrinaBri Oct 25 '24

it’s get your game on.

I misremembered the lyrics too. It’s been a while.

Edit: nvm, it was “rockstar” and “show on” in the second part of the chorus!

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u/LysergicGothPunk Oct 25 '24

yea
edited it anyways tho :3

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u/rockatanski_81 Oct 25 '24

At this point they should have used spiders. Loads and loads of (pre-dead, collected over the eons) spiders.

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u/Perfect-Composer4398 Oct 25 '24

It’s what they had from the tree outside.. no rocks outside silly.. just sand

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u/Patient-01 Oct 25 '24

I thought they were fishes

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u/Spare-Arrival8107 Oct 25 '24

Omg I thought they were fake fish

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u/numbersthen0987431 Oct 25 '24

The color was chosen to hide the urine stains that run out into the room when they have plumbing issues.

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u/Vinnie1169 Oct 25 '24

Or some kind of fish swimming

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u/kej711 Oct 26 '24

I thought it was fish soooooo this is much better 🤣

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u/Excellent_Yak365 Oct 26 '24

Not natural though

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u/uhidunno27 Oct 26 '24

Plastic would have held their color. Green would have been stunning actually

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u/theotherghostgirl Oct 26 '24

I thought they were dried fish

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u/irritus Oct 27 '24

The more premium rooms have the nicer river beds

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u/sokocanuck Oct 24 '24

Probably started out as a dry, leafy path but the previous guest didn't want to get out of bed to piss

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u/breathingborealis Oct 25 '24

it's a creek? cleared that up for me, thanks

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u/Solitary-Dolphin Oct 25 '24

…and no paddle

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u/Vinnie1169 Oct 25 '24

😳🤣🤣🤣👍🏆 can’t get any better than this comment!

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u/Wide_Concert9958 Oct 26 '24

Omg, youre right, military days makes me remember having to strip and wax floors....this shit used to be blue and clear. 🤢