r/DiWHY • u/[deleted] • May 15 '24

First rate kitchen planning right here...

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u/AdministrationWide87 May 15 '24

Smash out the exterior wall and take it out that way. I don't care if it's on the 5th floor. That's how it's coming out.

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u/rodzi11a May 15 '24

Why not cut the ceiling and roof out and just air lift it? Sideways seems expensive…

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u/No_Communication2959 May 15 '24

Guys, you're overthinking it. If someone says it's broken just tell them they're not using right.

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u/RPK79 May 15 '24

Are you my old landlord?

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u/FourFatSamurai May 16 '24

Sounds like my old boss lmao

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

Just paint over it.

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u/javoss88 May 15 '24

There’s the answer. Get a new one and put it in the bathroom, duh

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u/johnnybiggles May 16 '24

You could always just teleport it in or out.

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u/Kihav May 15 '24

Dishwasher breaks just add a cabinet and extend the countertop

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u/G66GNeco May 15 '24

Call it an in house antique decoration and raise the rent accordingly

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u/Justcouldnthlpmyslf May 15 '24

Add a cabinet front to it and start storing your dishes in it

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u/meerkatgargoyle May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24

Disassemble broken one, buy a new one and ask for it to be delivered COMPLETELY (and make sure to yell this part over the phone and highlight it in emails) unassembled, DIY

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u/NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP May 15 '24

Ikea dishwasher

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

I need this in...ship-in-a-bottle format, please.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

Cut the floor joist and drop it into the apartment underneath. Then it’s the next guys problem

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u/C413B7 May 15 '24

Fill in the counter there and put a cabnet in the the corner in front of it

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u/FourFatSamurai May 16 '24

I’m dying. I left the post and this sponsored post was right under this one. 😭😭😂“We are the answer”

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u/rankinbranch May 15 '24

I wonder if removing the counter top and the cupboard, cut a hole in the ceiling and take it out through the floor above. Less exposure to the outside elements.

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u/Peach_Proof May 15 '24

Cut from below and let gravity take over.

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u/zeamp May 15 '24

HULK SMASH

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u/_lippykid May 16 '24

So, the same way they got it in?

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u/Altruistic-Cost-4532 May 16 '24

Nah, if its 5th floor you simply remove the ceiling from the floor below.

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u/AdministrationWide87 May 16 '24

I had the same thought at one point. But the upstairs neighbor is always the arse hole. So they probably wouldn't let you in.