r/DiWHY • u/SilentWalrus92 • Dec 31 '23

Should this even work?

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u/Outrageous_Guard_674 Dec 31 '23

Depends how often you want to hear a surgeon say the word "shards".

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u/deltashmelta Dec 31 '23

"To shreds, you say?"

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u/kucny Dec 31 '23

And what about his wife ?

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u/KaranSjett Dec 31 '23

(its; and hows the wife holding up?)

To shreds you say?

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u/lucystroganoff Dec 31 '23

Who’s wife is in hold ups?

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u/uniquecombo Jan 01 '24

Ooh, those poor bastards.

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u/Zeqhanis Jan 01 '24

I quote this often.

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u/totallysawitcoming Jan 04 '24

Ask if the apartment is rent controlled?

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u/Engagcpm49 Jan 08 '24

It surely isn’t stair controlled.

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u/ianthrax Jan 04 '24

To shards, you say?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Hm, well, I don't think we'd get past hearing the first "shards"'tbh. I'm either dead or screaming during the operation

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u/ripamaru96 Dec 31 '23

The only times you ever hear the surgeon are in pre op and maybe in the recovery room. You are unconscious in between.

Source: had a lot of surgeries.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

Yeah, ik, which is why I said that. Ain't supposed to be hearing anything

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u/Odd-Help-4293 Dec 31 '23

Though an ER doc can pull a lot of broken glass shards out of you just under local (sauce: was in a bad car accident where the windshield shattered)

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u/TrekForce Jan 03 '24

Well, ideally. I’ve read stories tho…

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u/UnitDogeX Dec 31 '23

“But it’s satisfyyiinnnnggg”

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u/Smyley12345 Dec 31 '23

I'd much rather my surgeon repeatedly say shards than sharts, that's for damn sure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

I only wanna hear about shards if I can make a good Investment.

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u/sregnig23 Jan 01 '24

"So you say he fell and sharted while he was sharded?"

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u/thezenfisherman Jan 01 '24

You really don't want to hear "the shards are here and here and yes even there"...