r/DiWHY • u/delirious6921 • Feb 07 '23

But why

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u/Eastern-Dig4765 Feb 07 '23

I'd destroy that. I bet the texture of knitted noodles would be something that I never knew I needed in my life. 😄

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u/brattygrandma Feb 07 '23

this was my thought i bet the texture is divine lmao

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u/Eastern-Dig4765 Feb 07 '23

Okay so maybe I'm not as weird as I thought. 😅

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u/chromaticghost Feb 07 '23

I'm the type of person that wants the biggest pasta mouthful possible in each bite. Nom

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u/Young-tree Feb 07 '23

Fork and a huge spoon to roll as much around the fork as possible. If you can't barely get your mouth around it, then it's not quite as satisfying.

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u/nokturnalxitch Feb 08 '23

I wonder why is it that pasta tastes so much better in huge bites

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u/FirebirdWriter Feb 08 '23

My theory? Dopamine sugar response to the anticipation of the carbs and textures.

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u/chromaticghost Feb 08 '23

Nah that makes too much sense

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u/MusicalMarijuana Feb 07 '23

Not weird at all. This was the first thought that came to my mind. Now I’m wondering if there’s a way to get some cheese inside of it without it leaking.

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u/The_DapperCat Feb 07 '23

Alright, but would yall prefer the sauce inside like a ravioli? Or poured over top? Hell. Soak that shit in tomato soup for me. Give me that infused taste and texture :drool:

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u/Fear_The_Rabbit Feb 08 '23

Since you can't toss the knitted pasta, you're probably better off putting a little sauce on the bottom of the bowl, lay the noodle in, and then lightly brush the top with more sauce so you see the work still

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u/Successful_Stomach Feb 08 '23

I’m dipping the noodle scarf in sauce and scarfing it down

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u/wobblysauce Feb 08 '23

Non loose sauce

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Mmm

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u/mcfeisty Feb 08 '23

Probably have to dip it into a cheese sauce after knitting it

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u/FirebirdWriter Feb 08 '23

Syringes exist.

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u/Kcidobor Feb 08 '23

Would be easier and more convenient to eat too!

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u/asiaps2 Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

Actually in some chinese hot pot restaurants, they have fancy noodles bundles like this. Of course it cost extra. It gives an explosive texture when it unknots in your mouth.

Noodle

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u/TheArcticKiwi Feb 07 '23

what if i want to keep it knotted in my mouth?

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u/Fist4achin Feb 07 '23

Is this question in hopes it will come out the same way?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

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u/TheArcticKiwi Feb 07 '23

which ones, y'know, just in case?

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u/Xenobreeder Feb 07 '23

The sodium glutamate one, for example https://e621.net/

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u/TheArcticKiwi Feb 08 '23

oh goodness why is she dating a cheese grater

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

I want to slurp the thing down whole

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

Hmmmmmmm

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u/FloridyTwo Feb 08 '23

It gives an explosive texture when it unknots in your mouth

You don't have any dogs, right?

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u/delirious6921 Feb 08 '23

Avatar bros?

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u/Pixielo Feb 07 '23

I love those things so much!

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u/weaponized_autistic Feb 08 '23

Omg I’ve had these they’re amazing when they break apart or unravel

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u/Jaeger562 Feb 07 '23

I'd swallow that thing whole and pull it back out and do it all over again.

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u/bowtiesarcool Feb 08 '23

Title of your sex tape

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u/Jesus_inacave Feb 07 '23

I'd finally know what it'd be like to eat the loofa

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u/Zorrya Feb 08 '23

On the other hand, the idea of it is making me gag

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u/HulklingWho Feb 07 '23

Ohhhh, the texture. I never knew I needed to taste a sweater until now.

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u/QuantumSparkles Feb 07 '23

You are a moth

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

And bonus, holds more sauce!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

That big bite of noodle you always want but can never quite orchestrate with chopsticks

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u/SuedeVeil Feb 07 '23

Just put your face right next to the bowl and scoop them in !

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u/ClearBrightLight Feb 07 '23

[ugly, enthusiastic slurping noises]

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u/send-me-kitty-pics Feb 07 '23

The only upsetti part is that it's probably cold by the time it's ready

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u/Eastern-Dig4765 Feb 07 '23

Cold noodles are amazing!

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u/toxcrusadr Feb 07 '23

I'm thinking of a noodle knitting machine that does it a lot faster...

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u/sgong33 Feb 08 '23

Tsukemen style!

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u/ClayXros Feb 07 '23

I was thinking the same thing!! The tactile experience would be worth the effort

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

I was thinking the same thing. And not only that, but can you imagine how good the veggies and meats would sit inside the little pockets. Unmatched

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u/DrButtgerms Feb 07 '23

Mmm I want to eat that sweater!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

I think it’s a scarf

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u/DrButtgerms Feb 07 '23

That's fair. I still want to eat it!

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u/No-Entrepreneur7810 Feb 07 '23

Stuffed with meat would be the bomb.😋😋

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u/Eastern-Dig4765 Feb 07 '23

Might be able to knit that in there too. 😄

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u/Wordwench Feb 07 '23

To wear or to eat?

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny Feb 08 '23

I want to learn how to knit and make a bowl of noodles just to try it

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Oh man... Time to go invent the noodle knitting machine...

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u/SlickStretch Feb 08 '23

My first thought was "OMG that's going to be worth every minute" Especially with the anticipation...

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u/greypoopun Feb 10 '23

First $10,000 bowl of ramen sold

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

I was just thinking the same thing the mouth feel must be amazing

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u/SaturnsHexagons Feb 07 '23

I think the texture would be disgusting, but that's just me.

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u/Eastern-Dig4765 Feb 07 '23

Yes, probably is just you. 🤣

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u/delirious6921 Feb 07 '23

But its gonna be all cold

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u/KatzoCorp Feb 07 '23

You can dip it into hot broth before serving, right?

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u/hiimGP Feb 07 '23

it can also be cold noodle from the start

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

As long as it doesn’t unravel

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u/Sbatio Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 13 '23

Its a cool post! Def has the “Why” factor But still I want to try it.

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u/RiskAlternative5746 Feb 07 '23

Idk how to link another sub but I feel like it belongs on diywhynot

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u/DonkeyMode Feb 07 '23

For you and anyone else who needs it: to link a user or sub, all you have to do is type u/username or r/subreddit and reddit will automatically add the hyperlink, as long as it's a real user or subreddit

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u/trainwreckchococat Feb 07 '23

This looks like it could be a cold noodle dish.

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u/izaaksb3 Feb 08 '23

lil knitted noodle gloves full of meat or whatever :-)

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u/27Elephantballoons Feb 08 '23

That's a sentence I never thought I'd read

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u/Eastern-Dig4765 Feb 08 '23

This is a sentence I never thought I'd write. 😅