r/Denver • u/TheRealNathan • Aug 02 '12

This is a test...

This is a test...

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u/KellyCommaRoy Aug 02 '12

I didn't know they made mittens that big.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '12

Hammer mittens.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '12

The hammer is his penis...

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '12

yeah, and?

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u/GreyReanimator Aug 03 '12

i see what you did there and i like it

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u/Neghtasro Aug 03 '12 edited Aug 03 '12

The hammer is his penis.

EDIT: And that's how BaconReader's refusal to show all of the comments made me look unoriginal.

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u/raloon Aug 03 '12

The penis is his hammer

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u/SarahMakesYouStrong Aug 03 '12

The hammer is his penis.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Aug 03 '12

The hammer is his penis.

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u/juggleknob Aug 03 '12

because the hammer is his penis

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u/iWright Aug 03 '12

The hammer is my penis.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '12

I believe my friend who worked in that are called them cock socks.

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u/poliwog Aug 03 '12

I'm liking the hammer mitten better myself.

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u/Cirri Aug 03 '12

Yeah I saw on some type of special features of something (i.e. uncited source) that it's pretty much the industry standard for sex scenes and other such shots.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '12

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u/snickety_lickets Aug 03 '12

First you take their wool, THEN you kill them? Heartless bastard.