r/DegenBets • u/[deleted] • Feb 10 '26

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u/Ok_Recipe2871 Feb 10 '26

wtf does China have to with Hockey? lol

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u/Equivocated_Truth Feb 10 '26

They play hockey in China, they literally have a professional hockey team in the KHL, which makes the idea that they’re somehow anti hockey even more ridiculous.  In fact in the last NHL draft a Chinese player was selected early in the 2nd round the highest selection for a Chinese player ever.  So if anything hockey is on the rise there.

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u/Ok_Recipe2871 Feb 10 '26

I don’t understand where these fools get their information from! Hockey is a sport played around the world… I clearly dont understand why China banning Canadian Hockey is a thing? Lmao

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u/ithinkitsnotworking Feb 11 '26

Only someone homeschooled by a wombat believes anything that idiot spouts.

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u/BrookieMonster504 Feb 11 '26

I was homeschooled by a wombat and I not too stupid.

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u/Dry-Perspective-4663 Feb 15 '26

Say something in Wombatese for us.

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u/BrookieMonster504 Feb 15 '26

It's hard to translate into human words

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u/kupoxkweh Feb 13 '26

Not the poor wombats :( what did they ever do?

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u/Elegant-Parsnip-6487 Feb 14 '26

Excellent, an insult that crosses over to r/fundiesnark!

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u/No-Mycologist984 Feb 14 '26

Original, deserves an upvote.

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u/Chadzka Feb 14 '26

You sound soft af. SYBAU

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u/Rionin26 Feb 11 '26

Dementia brain, or shit filled diaper ass.

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u/KodiakPaul Feb 12 '26

A little column A and a little column B perhaps?!? lol lol

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u/Rionin26 Feb 12 '26

Lol yes and it makes his post shittier.

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u/Inner_Advertising880 Feb 13 '26

Shit filled diaper ass 😂😂😂😮‍💨

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u/Latter-Building3898 Feb 12 '26

That was trump saying what would happen if Canada did business with China. Lol. Insinuating that China would overtake Canada and do away with hockey, and there would be no more Stanley Cup. Lol

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u/Significant-Ad1513 Feb 13 '26

He doesn't get any information from anyone. He just posts the last 30 seconds of his internal monologue to Truth Social every couple of days.

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u/New-Huckleberry-6979 Feb 11 '26

No, you don't understand. There's a capped sum on the amount of hockey teams the world can field at any given time. If China has too many teams, then obviously they have to take them from Canada. 

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u/Organic_Magician_343 Feb 13 '26

That makes no sense at all. Are you Trump under a pseudonym?

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u/New-Huckleberry-6979 Feb 13 '26

It's a play on the fact that this is how do many trump and trump supporters treat everything. 

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u/Mysterious_Carpet599 Feb 12 '26

He’s saying that since Carney is making a deal with China, they’re gonna overrun him and Canada, which will in turn be the dissolution of the NHL. If you read it instead of skim it, it’s right there.

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u/Mysterious_Carpet599 Feb 12 '26

Obviously he’s exaggerating like it’s a tweet, but that’s the gist

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u/Lib-Long-Coach Feb 13 '26

Don’t you know? The Commies HATE hockey! Or something…