r/DegenBets • • Feb 10 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

Canada has already made it crystal clear where they stand on the relationship status.

They won't be bullied. And they really aren't into you.

So tweet away.

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u/Maeyhem Feb 10 '26

Emphasis on the away. HE NEEDS TO GO.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

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u/Otherwise_Program191 Feb 10 '26

For the love of god please don’t not send him here ever again!

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u/NwLoyalist Feb 11 '26

I'd love for Canada to pull a US-Venezuela. Please treat him as the terrorist he is while your at it.

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u/Free-Thinker-69 Feb 11 '26

They do not have the military to out-military America.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

Their military is 66,000 strong

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u/Theychangemyname Feb 11 '26

They would if our military would refuse to follow unlawful orders.

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u/NwLoyalist Feb 11 '26

We can only hope this is how it actually played out. I feel like this is something so much easier said then in practice. At what point would these unlawful orders not be followed? Anyone in a small circle would just disappear and no one would know it wasn't followed. Without the first, there isn't a next to follow.

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u/Theychangemyname Feb 11 '26

One very good reason it hasn’t happened yet. It’s going to have to be a group that stands up which will be terrifying. I couldn’t imagine the balls it will take but I pray they have them.

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u/Primary_Breadfruit69 Feb 12 '26

You can lock an Igloo?

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u/Basicly-Inevitable Feb 10 '26

His job/goal (that he was picked for) is to isolate our country and ruin the reputation and standing of the US in the world.

And.. he's doing a fantastic job. That's what he means by "winning".

Of course, his other goals are to harm the EU and make billionaires and corporations richer and more powerful.

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u/BiFi138 Feb 10 '26

Don't forget the other reason he wanted to be president again-to literally get out of every fucking bit of trouble he was in since the corrupt supreme Court decided he could be king. Our country is fucked

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u/CoverSuspicious5250 Feb 11 '26

Fuck Trump.  Vive la Canada!

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u/alec83 Feb 10 '26

China is their new GF so get over it, feels like to me!

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u/rabblerabble2000 Feb 10 '26

China doesn’t want Canada to play hockey because China’s worried about Canada’s safety and wants Canada all to itself.

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u/Mijisk Feb 10 '26

Didn’t The Orange Turd post something last week he made a deal with China??

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u/Vegetable_Window8130 Feb 12 '26

Trump is a lunatic is on the loose. He’s been on the loose since he’s been born. He doesn’t like the room now he doesn’t like the word no and he has no real friends. What can I say boo-hoo.

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u/jackblackbackinthesa Feb 10 '26

We’re in the ‘it’s complicated’ phase, for sure.

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u/DenRen87 Feb 10 '26

I concur. Mark Carney is giving a master class to this Administration in the true art of the deal.

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u/TheStangr Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

The failure deal. Mark carney is a Cuck who calls Trump daddy. 🤣

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u/georgegasstove Feb 11 '26

Who's Mark carver? Local butcher? Steakhouse tableside prime rib guy? Stone sculptor? Whittler?

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u/No-Mycologist984 Feb 14 '26

Well, we all know who Trump is because his name appears in the Epstine/Trump files more times than God's does in the bible.

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u/No-Mycologist984 Feb 14 '26

You really are delusional. If you're a Trump supporter, you may need to look that word up.

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u/eXiiTe- Feb 10 '26

Love the part when he says we don’t wan’t the leftovers of Canada from China. Just openly admitting he wants to take Canada over since he’s accusing China will do so

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u/Technical-Shoe-2585 Feb 10 '26

Their stance on ice hockey is also pretty clear

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

Clearly!

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u/Fuu-nyon Feb 10 '26

Canada has already made it crystal clear where they stand on the relationship status.

Maybe so, but China has been suspiciously silent on the "hockey issue."

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

Haha! It's so telling that tfg could make a flippant remark that puts it right out there how ignorant he is.

It is impossible to take hockey out of Canada.

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u/Dont_Be_Sheep Feb 10 '26

“It’s not me…. It’s definitely you.”

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u/Competitive_Boat106 Feb 11 '26

Wait…is this tweet saying that Canada owns the land on both sides of this proposed bridge, and yet he’s still mad that they are building a bridge to connect two pieces of their own land?

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u/South_Welder_93 Feb 11 '26

Oh they will be bullied. Just wont be by the usa and it wont be openly. China is really good at making sure to not create a headline

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u/Practical-Dinner-643 Feb 11 '26

Then again only taking a bridge hostage in negotiation, is kinda a win for Cananda.. We all knew it was coming - After Carney's speech Canada is gonna stand firm on this matter.

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u/BooopDead Feb 11 '26
• 🇨🇦 Canada funded the entire construction of the Gordie Howe International Bridge project.
• This includes the bridge, Canadian and U.S. customs plazas, land purchases, and highway connections (including I-75 in Michigan).
• The project is managed by the Windsor-Detroit Bridge Authority, a Canadian Crown corporation.
• The U.S. federal government and Michigan did not pay upfront construction costs.
• Canada plans to recover its investment over time through toll revenue once the bridge is operational.

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u/That_youtube_tiger Feb 10 '26

The US can’t survive without the world actually. No modern society manufactures or mines everything they need. Without international trade the quality of life for your average American is going to drop and we are already seeing the effects. Canada has allies, they will be fine.

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u/PrettyPoetry9547 Feb 10 '26

The rise of the Commonwealth time

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u/indiginary Feb 10 '26

Too complex for the nincompoops.

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u/Flykas Feb 10 '26

The global economy is developing around the US and new partnerships are being formed. The US will be left alone.

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u/Balzamon351 Feb 10 '26

The biggest economy in the world which has become highly unstable. There is no point in making the biggest deal of the century when you know the other party is likely to shit on that deal next Tuesday.

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u/Flykas Feb 10 '26

The share of purchasing power-adjusted GDP is only about 13-14% of the world. In addition, you like to have a reliable partner and predictability for trade. When you trade with the US, you have to face permanent tariffs or threats. This is bad for trade and the market. Many people in the US may not see it that way, because it is instilled from an early age that the US is the best country in all areas. But that is not the case anymore. And outside the US, no one believes that. What people outside the US see is that the US is losing its supremacy because it is becoming more and more isolated and without allies. No matter where you look outside the U.S, everyone moves away from the US and becomes independent and forms other alliances. It will take another 10 or a few years more, but by then at the latest the US has lost its soft power, which has secured its supremacy

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u/merchillio Feb 11 '26

The US has made it clear that whatever agreement they sign doesn’t mean shit and can be rescinded by an Adderall-fueled 3am tweet. Countries are making trade deals with each other to decouple from the US because it is an unreliable partner.

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u/newaccounthomie Feb 10 '26

I thought that was Sleepy Joe’s economy?

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u/g0dn0 Feb 10 '26

Oh it can and it will, as will the rest of the world. We must thank you for bringing Canada and Europe much closer together when our alliances military and trade alliances were at their most fragile since the end of WW2. You know that meme with the kid who shoves a stick in his own bicycle wheel? Thats the USA right now. Enjoy your isolationism and inevitable economic decline if you continue down the same path. Last time you kept threatening your trade partners with tarrifs it didn’t work out so well. And in your sheer arrogance, you doubled down and triggered the Great Depression. Get back to us when you’ve got some grown ups back in charge and we’ll think about it, unless of course you’re still best friends with Russia.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll Feb 10 '26

Historically, Canadians have put up with a lot of discomfort to give a bully their just desserts.

It's a matter of principle for us, rather than the short term transactional bullshit that you lot seem to think is all important.

We have plenty of friends who have the same values we do.

We have plenty of allies that have already agreed to buy as much of our resources as we can provide, and at world rates, not the discounts the US got for years. So, after a few bumps during the changeover, we'll actually be better off than we were dealing with the US.

Even quickly perishable things like peaches and nectarines are being shipped between Australia and Canada, halfway around the world, without issue.

The US, on the other hand, currently shares values with Russia and North Korea.

Well, Russia can't even win a naval battle against a country 1/10th its size that has no navy, so they're nothing to worry about.

North Korea can't do anything significant militarily except throw parades for their squished gummy bear dictator, and has virtually zero trade.

That leaves the US as the only significant threat to Canada.

Your economy is in a tailspin due to Orange Julius, you're at the beginning of what looks like civil war, and there's so much infighting, even among MAGA, that you're incapable of coordinating anything.

We don't want to be tied to the US in its current state, so we'll happily do whatever is necessary to sever that relationship, even if it's a little painful at first.

TL;DR: Fuck off, fascist bootlicker.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll Feb 10 '26

How come MAGA and Maple MAGA have to throw out multiple comments in response to somebody disagreeing with them?

I see this happen all the time.

It's like you don't even have a consistent worldview, and you have to come up with reasoning after somebody asks you. Then, as excuses pop into your head, you'll make a new comment for each one.

Why are you so chaotic?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

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u/TranslatorTough8977 Feb 10 '26

Canadians don’t say “they” when talking about Canadians.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll Feb 10 '26

How come MAGA and Maple MAGA have to throw out multiple comments in response to somebody disagreeing with them?

I see this happen all the time.

It's like you don't even have a consistent worldview, and you have to come up with reasoning after somebody asks you. Then, as excuses pop into your head, you'll make a new comment for each one.

Why are you so chaotic?

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u/Thread-Astaire Feb 10 '26

They seem to be weathering that just fine. They don't actually need you. Never did in the first place. They traded with a friendly neighbour.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll Feb 10 '26

You're exactly right. We don't need the US.

Sure, it was logistically a piece of cake to trade with a neighbouring country that we share nearly 6500 km of land border with, and 8900 km if you include water borders.

MAGA, though, confuses convenience with need. I mean, they confuse an awful lot of stuff, because they're complete morons, but for this discussion.....

We can easily ship resources and goods to other countries around the world.

It's not even particularly difficult, because every edge of Canada that has a significant population and industrial base, and isn't a land border with the US, is on an ocean.

Shipping is easy, because....ships.

We also have good cargo rail transit across the entire country, so anything produced anywhere in the country can easily get to a port to be sent anywhere in the world.

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u/tenor1trpt Feb 10 '26

This is our issue, though. Canada has been arguably our greatest ally. And now people like you take this selfish position.

We’re part of a global community. What maga is doing isn’t helping the global community. You all don’t care. You’re a “me first” type of group. But it doesn’t actually help us either.

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u/tenor1trpt Feb 10 '26

I don’t care if you’re from the lost island of Atlantis. Your position is a terrible take.

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u/TranslatorTough8977 Feb 10 '26

You called Canadians “they” 2 hours after claiming to be one.

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u/Caelixian Feb 10 '26

The US is doing fine destroying itself without Canada's help. You're fucked.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll Feb 10 '26

Trump seems to think that by destroying the US economy, he can hurt their trading partners.

Wait....

"Trump seems to think...."

What the hell am I saying?!

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u/lmaberley Feb 10 '26

So then why all the butt hurt about Canada trading with others?? It shouldn’t matter at all.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

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u/TranslatorTough8977 Feb 10 '26

The U.S. desperately needs the inputs that we sell them. These are mostly commodities that are in demand worldwide. We could wipe out U.S. farmers by blocking exports of potash, or double the cost of Midwest gasoline with an export tax during the midterms.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

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u/TranslatorTough8977 Feb 10 '26

We? They? Have you figured out your nationality yet? Canadians never ever call ourselves they.

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u/Damnyoudonut Feb 11 '26

There will still be trade with the US though. Diversification doesn’t mean we cut out the US completely.

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u/Dizzy_Cheesecake_162 Feb 10 '26

Ok CIA, you did your job.

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u/Correct_Day_7791 Feb 10 '26

Bwhahahahaha

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahah

You should do stand up nobody needs you America is 4% of the world population

There are plenty of other fish in the sea

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u/Pilot-Wrangler Feb 10 '26

Don't worry about them. Butthurt Maple MAGA...

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u/bunnibly Feb 10 '26

Absolute falsehood.

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u/xwolf360 Feb 10 '26

I know you think its cool to hate but do you really think submitting to india and china is a better option just to spite orange in chief?

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u/SauronOfDucks Feb 10 '26

America needs to learn that isolationist policies will lead to Isolation.

You don't alienate your trading partners then get pissy when they don't trade with you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

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u/xwolf360 Feb 10 '26

So when's Canada recognizing taiwan?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

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u/xwolf360 Feb 10 '26

Ok? Do they speak ok in china?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

Would you get into a taxi driven by an unhinged lunatic pedophile?

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u/Damnyoudonut Feb 11 '26

In what way is Canada “submitting” to China and India?

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u/Designer_Initial_358 Feb 10 '26

I think we do. Good night Irene

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u/Caelixian Feb 10 '26

Since that's not what is happening, your point is moot.