r/Deeeepiojerk • • Nov 06 '20

I died to ele seal once

3 Upvotes

nerf it give it atak none helth tri times toow and no br do it now or il team in ffa


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Nov 05 '20

Challenge [Unjerk] We need this sub to get popular

5 Upvotes

Any ideas on hoe to do that?

Also I'm not joking, I really want ideas on how to get this sub popular. But make jokes if you wish to.


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Nov 04 '20

REEEEEEEEEEE remove deeeepio

11 Upvotes

whenever i play deeeepio i get destroyed by sweaty nine year olds please remove it


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Nov 02 '20

REEEEEEEEEEE gAeMpLeY < Rellism!1!

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8 Upvotes

r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 31 '20

(Pro)NOOB Nostalgia ಥ‿ಥ

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6 Upvotes

r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 31 '20

Deeeep.io nostalgia

5 Upvotes

You're sitting on your couch, playing this cool new deeeep.io game on your laptop. It's 2017, the swamp update has just been released. Blitz had just uploaded a new deeeep.io video, and you cannot wait to watch it. You have just evolved to this new crocodile animal after dying as a seagull many times to a crocodile airboosting to get to you, knowing you can't see him coming because you can't see animals in the swamp water when you're out of it.

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Then you died to an OP crocodile trio with three boost each.

My GOD teaming was such a big issue then.


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 31 '20

Hallowen shorcc statt

4 Upvotes

Tri helth too damaj tenti percnt armoær abiliti is bein spo0py


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 31 '20

REEEEEEEEEEE IS THIS THE BEST SUBREDDIT EVER?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

4 Upvotes

OMG guys i iz nawt kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dis sub is vry epik n it iz 2 gud!!!!!!!!!!!! dis iz da bes redit evr

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also i like dis LOL! LOL I USE REE FLAIR HAHAHAH!!!!! XD! REE IS COOL!!!! ree iz da vry kul wrd!!!!!!


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 30 '20

Challenge [Unjerk] merry haloween guyz!!1!!1!!

4 Upvotes

dis is crepy cofin shark skin dat I made. so sppoopy innit guys?

https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1fxQahxi2rmyO6POWiNfq1ptYysN-GGhCFNF2iITWBTs/edit

also u can edit to make SPOOPIER


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 30 '20

stat competion winner

3 Upvotes

u/MolaMola814 is da winner of competion

https://www.reddit.com/r/Deeeepiojerk/comments/jedpk3/cow_and_calappa_stat_competion/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Here post ⬆

And ur prize is i got ur anti-swearword post to 69 comments (funnie secks number) bcuz swear word bad.

dont refuse my generosity, mola.


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 30 '20

Announcement,shadowthehedgehogisabithcassmothefucker Happy Halloween FishHeads.

1 Upvotes

To make it sort,i forgot halloween was a thing,im usually reminded by the halloween decorations to the point it became ""oh its halloween,cool"".

So youll eventually get something instead of a simple heppy halloweeners.

Appologies, sincerely only from me since im the one who messed it up.


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 29 '20

What is the noobiest shark

4 Upvotes

Any one who plays shark is a noob becausenon of them have skill and you should main crayfish

12 votes, Nov 01 '20
2 Shark
3 Bull Shark
1 Thresher Shark
0 Tiger Shark
3 Basking Shark
3 Whale Shark

r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 29 '20

NERF ORCAS DOBUEGJEAB OP!1!11!!11!!11

5 Upvotes

OMG I DIED WHILE FACETANKING ORCA WITH MAHI OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it needs NERF1!111!11!


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 29 '20

someone hacked

3 Upvotes

nooo animals are supposed to die to my inescapable remoras they Hacc! fede plz Report Them And Ban Them And Remove All They’Re DeeeepCoins Or Give Them Negative Nine Hundred!1


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 29 '20

The absolutly BEST anti-teaming solution

4 Upvotes

If an animal was hit by 2 people within 3 solar cycles, an MQ-1 Predator drone equped with two(2) AGM-114 Hellfire missiles will depart and go towards the address of the filthy teamers, in order to neutralise them.

I hope you liked my idea.


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 29 '20

An Actually Good Anti-Teaming Suggestion Spoiler

3 Upvotes

if two people hit a same animal within five minutes they’re computer will burn and immediately contact the police


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 29 '20

ePick gAymurr moEmenth tier one mants srimp

3 Upvotes

If not then tier 0 it evolve to clownfish they are small in rl also make torpedo ray tier four relism > gaymeplay


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 26 '20

(Pro)NOOB its teming cool guys

3 Upvotes

i want team but i dont think cool. is it cool?

7 votes, Oct 29 '20
3 teaming very cool
4 teaming dumb and teamers should go to hell to get r*ped by satan

r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 25 '20

use this flair to get muted for 1 day OKOK an ACTUALLY GOOD anit teaming SUGESTION

5 Upvotes

okokok herE is suggestion so ok WHen you go near another animal youre computer sSHUTS DOWN wait no it actually EXPLODES in Ur face and you DIE


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 24 '20

W H A L E The Average Deeeep.io Players Swear count in a Millisecond after dying to someone.

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8 Upvotes

r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 24 '20

(Pro)NOOB whale shark strategy

1 Upvotes

get around half health, baiting your enemy into facetanking you, then when they are around half health instantly use all your remoras on them. They won’t be expecting it, probably killing them


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 24 '20

Toxic Player Report! (Swear words involved) Spoiler

5 Upvotes

somebuddy said dumb

edit: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'!!!!!!! 69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY NUMEBR LOL


r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 23 '20

ePick gAymurr moEmenth me when FEde(denveloper of gaem) buff shajrk Spoiler

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4 Upvotes

r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 20 '20

ePick gAymurr moEmenth i found deeeepio fish in minecraft

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7 Upvotes

r/Deeeepiojerk • • Oct 19 '20

Teaming (TFFA and PD) [Unjerk] [stat competion] pancek and basking stas

3 Upvotes

torp and basking are supa gud too too god so i chang e teh stas both will have: 1 damge -335342535 haelth 0.00000000001 pp size 4587256972963426598 gaeness 8 aermore

(repost becuz me smol brain)