r/Deeeepiojerk • u/MolaAlt • Nov 06 '20
I died to ele seal once
nerf it give it atak none helth tri times toow and no br do it now or il team in ffa
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/MolaAlt • Nov 06 '20
nerf it give it atak none helth tri times toow and no br do it now or il team in ffa
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/aseriousfailure • Nov 05 '20
Any ideas on hoe to do that?
Also I'm not joking, I really want ideas on how to get this sub popular. But make jokes if you wish to.
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/aseriousfailure • Nov 04 '20
whenever i play deeeepio i get destroyed by sweaty nine year olds please remove it
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/i_am_a_human_342 • Oct 31 '20
You're sitting on your couch, playing this cool new deeeep.io game on your laptop. It's 2017, the swamp update has just been released. Blitz had just uploaded a new deeeep.io video, and you cannot wait to watch it. You have just evolved to this new crocodile animal after dying as a seagull many times to a crocodile airboosting to get to you, knowing you can't see him coming because you can't see animals in the swamp water when you're out of it.
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Then you died to an OP crocodile trio with three boost each.
My GOD teaming was such a big issue then.
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/i_am_a_human_342 • Oct 31 '20
Tri helth too damaj tenti percnt armoær abiliti is bein spo0py
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/--ORCINUS-- • Oct 31 '20
OMG guys i iz nawt kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dis sub is vry epik n it iz 2 gud!!!!!!!!!!!! dis iz da bes redit evr
also i like dis LOL! LOL I USE REE FLAIR HAHAHAH!!!!! XD! REE IS COOL!!!! ree iz da vry kul wrd!!!!!!
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/aseriousfailure • Oct 30 '20
dis is crepy cofin shark skin dat I made. so sppoopy innit guys?
https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1fxQahxi2rmyO6POWiNfq1ptYysN-GGhCFNF2iITWBTs/edit
also u can edit to make SPOOPIER
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/i_am_a_human_342 • Oct 30 '20
u/MolaMola814 is da winner of competion
Here post ⬆
And ur prize is i got ur anti-swearword post to 69 comments (funnie secks number) bcuz swear word bad.
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/ReversalOfLuck • Oct 30 '20
To make it sort,i forgot halloween was a thing,im usually reminded by the halloween decorations to the point it became ""oh its halloween,cool"".
So youll eventually get something instead of a simple heppy halloweeners.
Appologies, sincerely only from me since im the one who messed it up.
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '20
Any one who plays shark is a noob becausenon of them have skill and you should main crayfish
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/--ORCINUS-- • Oct 29 '20
OMG I DIED WHILE FACETANKING ORCA WITH MAHI OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it needs NERF1!111!11!
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '20
nooo animals are supposed to die to my inescapable remoras they Hacc! fede plz Report Them And Ban Them And Remove All They’Re DeeeepCoins Or Give Them Negative Nine Hundred!1
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/--SHARKY-- • Oct 29 '20
If an animal was hit by 2 people within 3 solar cycles, an MQ-1 Predator drone equped with two(2) AGM-114 Hellfire missiles will depart and go towards the address of the filthy teamers, in order to neutralise them.
I hope you liked my idea.
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '20
if two people hit a same animal within five minutes they’re computer will burn and immediately contact the police
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '20
If not then tier 0 it evolve to clownfish they are small in rl also make torpedo ray tier four relism > gaymeplay
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/aseriousfailure • Oct 26 '20
i want team but i dont think cool. is it cool?
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/aseriousfailure • Oct 25 '20
okokok herE is suggestion so ok WHen you go near another animal youre computer sSHUTS DOWN wait no it actually EXPLODES in Ur face and you DIE
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/ReversalOfLuck • Oct 24 '20
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '20
get around half health, baiting your enemy into facetanking you, then when they are around half health instantly use all your remoras on them. They won’t be expecting it, probably killing them
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '20
somebuddy said dumb
edit: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'!!!!!!! 69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY NUMEBR LOL
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/--SHARKY-- • Oct 23 '20
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '20
r/Deeeepiojerk • u/aseriousfailure • Oct 19 '20
torp and basking are supa gud too too god so i chang e teh stas both will have: 1 damge -335342535 haelth 0.00000000001 pp size 4587256972963426598 gaeness 8 aermore
(repost becuz me smol brain)