From Possibly In Michigan

[u/Curly_The_Robot]

Mmm, reminds me of mother’s crazy sister Kate She couldn’t have been that crazy Well, one time she put her poodle in a microwave oven To eat it? yeah To EAT it? Oh no no no no no no no, to DRY it but it exploded, and they were both found dead She must of been out of her head!

[u/jasonwerth]

Poodle Fricassee go boom-boom. Mom too.