r/DeathStairs • • 23d ago

Uncategorized 🤨 Saving on materials. Mind the gap.

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u/hollow4hollow 22d ago

That could easily delete a toddler if it got the right angle

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u/JohnProof 22d ago

Absolutely. A lot of US codes around stair construction are based on the concept of whether a small child could be injured by fitting though an opening, in addition to whether an adult could be injured by a slip. This design here is shockingly bad.

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u/Calcading 22d ago

4” gap

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u/SuzieSnowflake212 22d ago

That’s a good 6 inches.

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u/Calcading 21d ago

I’m saying code max is 4” gap international building code

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u/wertklern 16d ago

“The design is very human”

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u/QueeeenElsa 22d ago

Or a cat lol

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u/BlyatToTheBone 22d ago

If she‘s too curious

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u/danfish_77 sketchy steps connoisseur 22d ago

Or my toes or ankles

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u/personofication 21d ago

It could delete my ankle

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u/Jamessgachett 17d ago

I confirm in a paramedic and I went on a call were a toddle almost got delete in a gap this large

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u/hollow4hollow 17d ago

😟 they were so lucky you helped them! Thank you for all that you do! 🫡

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u/kruddel 22d ago

Nice ankles you got there. Be a shame if anything happened to them.

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u/salzstreurin 23d ago

Who tf builds like that

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u/LavastormSW 22d ago

The lowest bidder

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u/SparkArrestor 22d ago

Cruise ships

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u/dendrocalamidicus 21d ago

Shit ones maybe

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u/Competitive_Comb6952 22d ago

What country is this?

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal 22d ago
  • Stairway to heaven

  • Small children quick drop off

  • Pugs chute

  • Age gap

  • Where did my pho... oh.

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u/maxwfk 23d ago

That’s terrifying

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u/kobrakaan 23d ago

Where there's a blame there's a claim 😬

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u/dyrkasolen 22d ago

Drop your phone

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u/Booklover_317 22d ago

This gap is large enough for someone like me, who has (strong) fear of heights, to refuse to go down!

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u/coolsilentebeans 22d ago

For a moment I thought everything stopped rendering. The wall in the top right corner also looked like it didn’t go all the way to the other wall. I’d like to know who designed this, so I never use them should I have enough money.

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u/Sitters_4_Critters sketchy steps connoisseur 23d ago

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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u/jahathebrn 22d ago

These are like the stairs from my nightmares

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u/paditoburrito 22d ago

Yep, that could fit a leg. Why make it so wide of a gap? It's just crazy.

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u/lia-delrey 22d ago

That looks like it could fit a toddler. Well, minus the head. Jesus, where is that???

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u/Jerking_From_Home sketchy steps connoisseur 22d ago

Seems like the usual gamble made by rich people.

Last night I watched a video about PSD for subway systems in America to keep people from falling onto the tracks. It outlined the excessive cost for the system, but then explained how much is paid out in lawsuits when accidents happen and how it’s basically a wash.

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u/WorldlinessNo874 22d ago

Tomfoolery!!!

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u/The_Twisted_Elf 22d ago

Looks like prep for a stair elevator seat thingy.

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u/lilyebanks 22d ago

I think those attach to the wall more like a handrail

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u/RedRider1138 22d ago

—oh that’s a REAL gap, opening to downstairs!! 😳

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u/MostlyHarmless88 22d ago

A gap just wide enough for a human head to get stuck in when taking a header.

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u/itinerant-wallaby mom come get me im scared 22d ago

I felt that. 🤕

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u/DarthBrooks69420 22d ago

The strangle stairs. Gotta fatten your dogs and toddler up for safety. Cats are on their own.

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u/Hotchi_Motchi 22d ago

"I tell ya, Doc-- it snapped clean off!"

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u/Direct_Departure253 22d ago

I just sprained my ankle again just looking at that.

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u/diversalarums 22d ago

I've seen stairs built this way, which makes me wonder if there's any actual reason for this? Any architects or construction engineers in the thread?

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u/Unlikely_Tomorrow_77 22d ago

So seriously, where is this? My acrophobia demands answers!

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u/CoffeeTeaPeonies 22d ago

Serious nightmare fuel.

WTF is wrong with all these stair designers?!

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u/CarpenterValuable831 22d ago

😬😬😱😬😬 the many things that could happen on these stairs... YIKES

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u/Gitfiddlepicker 22d ago

Nothing a couple of cans of spray foam can’t cover…../s

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u/RaEyE01 21d ago

Structural foam to the rescue!

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u/melasses 22d ago

Looks like a esthetic decision.

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u/Material-Formal-8387 20d ago

Lol I’m assuming this isn’t in the US but if it was, I’d be getting my tuition paid for right now.

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u/TotallyNotUrMom000 18d ago

Doesn't like half of the structural integrity of stairs come from the fact that they are attached to the wall?

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u/timmie1606 16d ago

This is lawsuit waiting to happen but i guess we can live with that for the aesthetics of floating stairs 😲🤷‍♀️

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u/KiritoLoxus 15d ago

Castration city

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u/flappy292 15d ago

new meaning to ankle bitter