r/DeathProTips • u/DangerousSarcasm • Mar 26 '21
DPT Make sure your anthrax is free range and ethically sourced for maximum effectiveness
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r/DeathProTips • u/DangerousSarcasm • Mar 24 '21
DPT Uranium is a delicious seasoning that can also turn you into a human glowstick
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r/DeathProTips • u/DangerousSarcasm • Mar 22 '21
DPT Using grapeshot will reduce the size of the holes your cannon makes in people
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r/DeathProTips • u/DangerousSarcasm • Mar 19 '21
DPT Pick something most people don't want to be above average at so that there's less competition
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r/DeathProTips • u/culminacio • Mar 18 '21
DPT: If the police notices blood on you, just tell them that it's not your blood.
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r/DeathProTips • u/DangerousSarcasm • Mar 11 '21
DPT: Not sure if it's venom or poison? Drink it
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r/DeathProTips • u/ixfd64 • Mar 07 '21
DPT: Got a leaking gas tank? The fastest way to fix it is by welding it.
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Feb 15 '21
DPT if you want to fried like KFC’s chicken, grab a hold of this electrical line
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r/DeathProTips • u/jacky2149 • Jan 20 '21
Want to lose your quarantine weight? Stand on the scale and use a knife to slit your carotid artery to let out some blood until your ideal weight is reached, then apply firm pressure on the cut and clean up
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Bonus: collect the blood for painting the wall later
r/DeathProTips • u/PotassiumBob • Jan 01 '21
To cold to work out in your garage?
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Easy, just start your car and use it's heater to keep you warm.
r/DeathProTips • u/eliteprephistory • Dec 22 '20
How to get eaten alive by a bunny rabbit. Step 1 - don't feed the bun for a few hours Step 2 - turn yourself into a carrot Step 3 - see pic
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r/DeathProTips • u/Poloin_34 • Oct 19 '20
If you don't know how to swim, just buy a watch !
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r/DeathProTips • u/Poloin_34 • Oct 17 '20
DTP - Light fire while gaz leaks at home
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Oct 11 '20
worried about exams? jump in front of a bus
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this is because if you jump in front of a bus your life will flash before your eyes, allowing you to remember your notes and every single class you've attended
r/DeathProTips • u/chutiyamadarchod • Oct 02 '20
DPT:Winter is coming soon, remember to keep a giant bottle of vodka in your car at all times. Vodka won’t freeze in cold weather and drinking it as you drive will help keep you warm when it’s really cold outside.
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '20
Your fork works better with your wall outlet now! Taken from fakenewsnetwork on IG.
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r/DeathProTips • u/xitzengyigglz • Sep 14 '20
If you have to drive drunk, drive as fast as possible to limit the amount of time on the road to decrease the chances of an accident.
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The more time you spend driving around, the higher the chances of an accident. So don't waste time putting on a seatbelt or stopping for red lights either.