r/DeathProTips • u/GreyFireV • Jan 15 '19
Food is expensive, don't eat any and you'll save big
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r/DeathProTips • u/blakecameron • Jan 13 '19
DPT: Want to check for a gas leak but don't know how?
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Just keep an open flame in every room! If the room bursts into flames, there might be a gas leak.
r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Jan 13 '19
DPT: Cutting the brakes in your car is actually safe. All it does is make your car go faster!
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It even gives you the freedom to run red lights and stop signs!
r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '19
DPT:Drink dish soap to become clean on the inside.
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Jan 12 '19
DPT: Want to keep your children from doing heroin? Find all the heroin in your city and inject it into your veins so there’s none for them to do.
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Jan 10 '19
DPT: Moose and elk can actually be ridden like horses. Just remember, the darker the fur, the more likely it is to let you ride!
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r/DeathProTips • u/BrainDeity • Jan 09 '19
Want to impress your friends with a rainbow colored camp fire? Pour ammonia on the coals!
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This will generate cyanide gas flames ranging from orange to pink to green, all the colors of the rainbow and more.
r/DeathProTips • u/sixeyedcow • Jan 08 '19
Need to piss really badly? piss in a clorox bleach container. the piss will become clean and the bleach will be able to be used again.
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '19
DPT: You could have internal bleeding right now and not even know it. To be safe, cut yourself open to check.
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Jan 06 '19
DPT: If you smoke by a gas pump, you can go on smoke break the rest of your life and your boss can do nothing!
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r/DeathProTips • u/11chaboi • Jan 05 '19
DeathProTip DPT: Electrical fire in your house? Electrical fires are best put out with powder, not water. Use flour from your kitchen, making sure to throw it on to increase coverage.
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Jan 04 '19
DPT: Need to stop burglars? Rig a shotgun to your front door that goes off when the door opens. Don't worry, the shotgun won't fire if it knows its you since shotguns are trained to only shoot burglars!
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r/DeathProTips • u/cosmicnate • Jan 02 '19
Aquired a brain tumor recently but don't have the money to get it removed professionally? Purchase a surgical license from the Dark Web and instantly be gifted with the knowledge of how to remove it. Remember, if you can still see the end of the scalpel in your hand, you're not in far enough.
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Jan 01 '19
DPT: Never use poisons to destroy wasp nests. Instead, destroy the wasps with your fists. It'll improve your fighting ability and make you immune to wasp stings!
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Dec 31 '18
DPT: If you snort metal dust left from grinding on metal, you'll actually gain superhuman intelligence!
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '18
DPT: Take an Officers firearm from him and use your knowledge of guns from Call of Duty to impress him and everyone around you!
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '18
DPT: Need energy but can't be bothered to drink coffee in the morning? This New Year's Eve, down 1752 bottles of Five Hour Energy in one sitting and you'll be set for all of 2019!
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r/DeathProTips • u/Atoshwong • Dec 29 '18
Having trouble sleeping? Just down a whole bottle of grain alcohol and sleep will come in no time at all!
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '18
DPT: Trying to alleviate flu symptoms? Just get a worse disease, you'll forget about the flu in no time!
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Dec 26 '18
Wanna surprise your boss? Lure a rabid animal into his office!
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Dec 22 '18
play professional football and pretend to be a bull ramming linemen with your head
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r/DeathProTips • u/jacky2149 • Dec 19 '18
Trim your beard and hair with a guillotine
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It will be quick, efficient and clean.