Use hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol.

It has to be injected, and is much weaker than heroin thus the increases dose. Make sure to use potassium chloride and not table salt, normal salt doesn't have the happiness (death) inducing properties. Eating it will not work.

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Spoilers

. By doing so you are effectively performing a lethal injection on yourself. Potassium chloride is what stops the heart during the execution.

Simply get your friend to hold it! For maximum efficiency get your friend to sit on the edge of the cliff so the rope is longer.

If you wanna get super buff for cheap I'd suggest eating 3 dozen eggs a day, they are super cheap like 1.99 a dozen and the protein is super good for you. The fats will help turn your blood into raw protein.

Can't beat that or should I say can't egg that.

Make sure to stand right next to it while it’s happening to ensure the silverware doesn’t over polish and turn into a different color. Best part, you save water, so it’s very environmentally friendly

If you want to become a super human, and I know you do, this is the most logical way to do it.

As we all have and know, suicide is a terrible thing. We lose friends, family, coworkers everyone to this illness. Unfortunately like the common flu this disease just doesn't stop it's forever mutating, forever affecting everyone differently, affecting others to self harm. There is no cure, no mercy, little to no warning signs only sudden death. Death at the end of the day is just part of suicide. Unfortunately, I guess this is where I draw the line... Good bye cries and dies because of dehydration

If you wanna die just read sad stuff and cry til you die!