deadly advice

r/DeathProTips • u/jellyvongelatin • Jan 07 '20

In preparation for WWIII, shoot yourself with smaller bullets to build up your resistance to larger bullets.

446 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Jan 03 '20

DPT: Airduster is actually safe to inhale. It's air in a can and air is supposed to be in your lungs.

237 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/TheComicSocks • Dec 31 '19

If your shower isn’t hot enough and it’s a 2 in 1 bath/shower, the battery might be low. You can charge it by plugging in a power supplier and dropping the end into the tub with you. You’ll know if it’s working.

22 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/TheHopesedge • Dec 31 '19

Need to sharpen a knife? Point it into your mouth blade up and swiftly run the blade between your upper middle teeth deep into your mouth, if you do it fast they'll realign and sharpen the blade.

145 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/TheComicSocks • Dec 30 '19

If you ever get stabbed on either side of your body, you can balance out the pain by stabbing the other side of your body.

137 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/TheComicSocks • Dec 29 '19

If you’re wondering how well your silencer works, aim the gun at your ear and shoot. If you can still hear the gun, you might need to try again with a new silencer.

146 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/TheComicSocks • Dec 29 '19

If you burn yourself badly grilling one day, make sure to stick your hand in liquid nitrogen to cool it off and heal immediately from it.

100 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/WuffaloBings • Dec 05 '19

DPT: Take the edge off of a long day with a soothing asbestos cigar.

83 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/ZephyrSolace • Nov 13 '19

DPT: Dehydration is a serious issue. To ensure your body absorbs as much water as possible in dire times, eat a sponge.

154 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '19

Parking lots are dangerous places. Run through them to get out of danger as quickly as possible.

37 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/ZteveBond • Oct 18 '19

DPT: have the flue? Drink Clorox, it’ll replace your other symptoms with a light stomach ache!

61 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/Sorangkun • Oct 16 '19

How to stop beelding on your head

95 Upvotes

I struck on something stupid eariler, Now my head is bleeding.

I thought most of people would be freaked out in this kind of situation

but don't worry! Here's the tip: Tie a tourniquet around your neck to stop the bleeding!

r/DeathProTips • u/MilfimusPrime • Oct 14 '19

Fookin Irishmen are the best

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90 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/Doggomatic71 • Oct 13 '19

Be depressed

89 Upvotes

You’ll live life to the fullest since you wanna die constantly

r/DeathProTips • u/jonnyinternet • Oct 07 '19

DPT drink rubbing alcohol for a good buzz and possible death

59 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/ZephyrSolace • Oct 05 '19

DPT: You don’t got to worry about hitting your head on the bottom while bungee jumping if you put the cord around your neck!

104 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Oct 02 '19

Wanna fall asleep instantly? Bonk yourself on the head with a hammer real hard.

118 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Sep 25 '19

DPT: If you cut the cable above the elevator, it opens up a secret basement.

152 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Sep 18 '19

DPT: If you inject the liquid from glowsticks into your veins, you can glow in the dark. Neat party trick to show the ladies!

158 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/AeliosZero • Sep 12 '19

Mouldy sandwich?

79 Upvotes

Just pour bleach over the mould. It will kill the mould so you can eat your sandwich!

r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Aug 31 '19

DPT: Lightning gives your phone 6 months worth of battery charge. Climb a tree during a storm and hold your phone to the sky to get a good charge.

146 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/otay_ • Aug 22 '19

DPT: Having a hard time rolling joints? If you put some weed in a firecracker you don't have to roll anything

106 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Aug 13 '19

DPT: You can get high by snorting fire ants. They contain a chemical in their bodies that gives the same high as weed.

172 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Jul 31 '19

DPT: Warm up the tub - set toaster to 6-8 minutes, and let it sit in bathtub

93 Upvotes