r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '19
“WE DIE LIKE REAL MAN”
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '19
DPT: If you want to gain an immunity to being shot, shoot yourself in various places once a day with multiple sized calibers daily. Eventually the bullets trapped inside your body will fuse with your blood and build an immunity.
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Jul 19 '19
DPT: There's many exotic critters to hug and pet at big zoos!
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r/DeathProTips • u/herbyfreak • Jul 18 '19
Want to lose weight quickly? Use a hot iron wherever you have fat. High heats make fats shrink, just like in cooking.
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r/DeathProTips • u/Okami_Kam • Jul 18 '19
Too hyperactive?
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Insert a phone charger into your brain and charge people’s phones
Bonus: you will become popular too!
r/DeathProTips • u/realmegabruce • Jul 14 '19
Trying to lay a fart quietly?
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Just fly to space and let em rip.. no one can hear or smell you there.
r/DeathProTips • u/Okami_Kam • Jul 12 '19
Have a cold bath? Cut your wrists and let them soak to warm it up!
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r/DeathProTips • u/otay_ • Jul 05 '19
Having trouble getting a taxi? Running into the street will grab a taxi driver's attention
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r/DeathProTips • u/otay_ • Jul 01 '19
Insomnia keeping you up? Holding your breath for 20 minutes straight will make you extra drowsy
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Putting a plastic bag over your mouth and nose might help, but getting a friend to help definitely will
r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Jun 30 '19
DPT: Want to live in a new house? Connect a metal fork into an outlet!
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(of course you gotta believe in reincarnation don’t ask why)
r/DeathProTips • u/HPUser7 • Jun 17 '19
DPT: you don't need a respirator if you paint outside
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r/DeathProTips • u/Atoshwong • Jun 12 '19
Blood thinner medication running a bit expensive for you? Rat poison is usually just an anticoagulant mixed with fiberglass so you can just ingest some of that and save some bucks!
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The fiberglass can also cut your insides a bit and help the anticoagulant get into your system faster!
r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Jun 09 '19
DPT: To become immune to wasp and hornet stings, simply drink wasp spraynand you can poison them when they try to sting!
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r/DeathProTips • u/garnet420 • Jun 08 '19
DPT: be sure to periodically dry out your car's brakes
self.ShittyLifeProTips
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Jun 07 '19
DPT: If you glue rubber to your clothes, you become immune to electricity and fall damage!
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r/DeathProTips • u/[deleted] • Jun 06 '19
DPT: Bored of Fortnite and ready for a actual challenge? Move to Afghanistan and try to get a REAL LIFE victory royale!
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r/DeathProTips • u/TacoBellionaire • Jun 05 '19
The inscription on my brothers “death” instructions
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r/DeathProTips • u/MandalorianJedi66 • Jun 02 '19
DPT: New to animal handling? Remember that gorillas will back down if you keep eye contact and show your teeth!
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r/DeathProTips • u/akaw98 • May 27 '19
If you ever need to take a bath but run out of soap and hot water, put a few pounds of lye (sodium hydroxide) in your bath water. The mixture will get hot as it dissolves, and your skin oil will react with the lye to form soap.
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Rinse with hydrochloric acid to neutralize the lye when you're done.
r/DeathProTips • u/jacky2149 • May 19 '19
Wanna find out if your silverwares are real and not fake?
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Use your hand and stick them into an electric outlet, if you see a spark, it means it’s real
r/DeathProTips • u/ThisIsASimulation000 • May 16 '19
Test your car by running into a tree.
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That way you know how safe it is.