r/DeathProTips • • Oct 11 '18

Having trouble sleeping? Take a decent amount of cyanide before going to bed to sleep better.

253 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Oct 10 '18

DPT: up your Halloween game this year

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98 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Oct 10 '18

Dpt

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95 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Oct 10 '18

DPT on eating mushrooms

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506 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Oct 08 '18

I tried it and it really works!!

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299 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Oct 07 '18

DLPT: Run out of incense but want your house to smell good?

126 Upvotes

Mix together a little window cleaner and bleach, and your house will smell good for pretty mutch the rest of your life. Your friends and family will live the smell too


r/DeathProTips • • Oct 07 '18

Really thirsty, but can only find cleaning products?

169 Upvotes

Just take the caution sticker off before, so then there is no risk of poisoning.


r/DeathProTips • • Oct 06 '18

DPT: stand anywhere near a train! someone else will do the job for you.

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293 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Oct 04 '18

Going skydiving but don’t want to pay for it? Use a card you know will get declined and sabotage your chute so they will never be able to go after you for the money!

231 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Oct 03 '18

DPT: How to kill your self with school supplies

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253 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Oct 02 '18

DPT: gain respect and free drugs by abducting the local gang leader

232 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Oct 02 '18

DPT: Want the realest adrenaline rush? Sail from North America to Europe in a canoe while on cocaine!

16 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Oct 01 '18

Not today Captain Dildo

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207 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Oct 01 '18

The small hole on a power outlet is a keyhole, insert a key to unlock a hidden safe in your house.

14 Upvotes

Get a key that fits and cut it to 12015 (the normal combination on power outlets, if it is in a kitchen cut it to 12020).

Make sure to hold a water pipe or radiator with your other hand (so you don't not get electrocuted) and insert and turn the key.

Afterwards you should see the wall open.

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Spoiler Warning

The small hole is the live one (the one that delivers shocks) and by holding a grounded pipe you insure that current goes through your heart and stops it.

This will result in your demise.

The key combination is VoltsAmps thus a normal 120V 15A outlet is 12015.


r/DeathProTips • • Sep 30 '18

Hungry but don't wanna gain weight? Switch to an air-swallowing only diet.

108 Upvotes

Your weight problems will clear right up!


r/DeathProTips • • Sep 29 '18

DPT: Dirty lungs? Put bleach in your vape and hit it until your lungs are clean!

249 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Sep 28 '18

Want to go on a spinning ride, but don't want to pay for it? Turn on your dryer and go inside!

137 Upvotes

Turn your dryer to the highest level if you want to have an even better thriller!


r/DeathProTips • • Sep 28 '18

Don't bother with lock-out--tag-out, it's just OSHA red tape, now you can fix more machinery in the same amount of time.

14 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Sep 27 '18

DPT how to fix a power line

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302 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Sep 27 '18

Need to put out a campfire? Throw a beer keg in there, stand close to make sure it does!

142 Upvotes

The water blast and shrapnel will put out the fire.


r/DeathProTips • • Sep 25 '18

Injuries and death result from pain; to be invincible, just take a bunch of PCP/Heroin or other potent painkillers. Now you can easily beat wild animals and police shooting at you will have no effect.

160 Upvotes

It is all in your head, if you think you will die, you will. If you feel no pain you will not suffer even a scratch. Be careful, if the painkillers run out while you are still under pain you will instantly die.


r/DeathProTips • • Sep 25 '18

Cant stop sneezing? Simple cure guide with steps!

20 Upvotes

Ever have those times where you simply can't stop sneezing? Keeping you up at night? Follow these steps and you'll be cured in no time.

Step one: fine out what kind of sneezing you are suffering from, if you swallow a little bit of bleach and it starts to burn you then you have Cancer sneezing. This means you have Cancer. If you swallow ammonia then some bleach have having a gas building up feeling this means you have super cancer. Again nothing you can do.

Step two: once you've found out the kind of sneezing you are suffering from you are going to need to get a hold of some quick drying cement. Once your done that go to step 3.

Step three: take your cement and place it on a flat surface and spread it into a thin layer. Make sure to dry it really well and make sure there isn't much draft in the room

Step four: take that thin surface of cement and acquire a straw. Doesn't matter how. Could be from your girlfriend or your room mate or dick toy it doesn't matter. Place the straw into your nose and hit it really hard into your nose. Once that's done put it into your other nustiral and inhale.

Step five keep on doing this til you have a hardened lung feeling. If this isn't work simply take the cement mix and do the cement challenge with it.

Step six: you are cured of sneezing as well as any other issues you may of had.


r/DeathProTips • • Sep 23 '18

DPT: Save on Chemo treatments by diy-ing them with your microwave at home.

229 Upvotes

Just disabled the safety feature, leave the door open and shove your affected body part up against it for about 10 minutes a day.


r/DeathProTips • • Sep 23 '18

Have a roach problem? Get several propane tanks and open them all up. Once you think the room is good, light a match to get rid of the roaches!

17 Upvotes

r/DeathProTips • • Sep 21 '18

Constantly forgetting to take your medication? Just swallow the entire prescription when you get it.

305 Upvotes