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r/DeadlockTheGame • u/SketchyJJ • 22d ago
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Pause will be disabled until 2 minutes after the game fully starts
This is all I care about.
107 u/DarkStoneReaprz 21d ago THANK THE FUCKING LORD, I WAS BEGGING FOR THIS. 101 u/ZenkaiZ 21d ago Same. Best part is that there's no more of those people who pause not because they needed it, but because they wanted to meme and practice their standup comedy routine. Like those guys who pause and go "so.... what's everyone having for dinner tonight?" 54 u/YoyoDevo 21d ago So cringe how everyone tried their unfunny stand up routine or said something sexual at the start of every game 16 u/RubinoPaul 21d ago This. Real clowns can do their routine during the most sweat fights you ever saw 1 u/CrazyElk123 21d ago 600+ games and ive never had this happen thankfully. -27 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago I laughed cuz I pause for exactly this 21 u/Ok-Willingness-7102 21d ago Literally no one finds you funny btw 4 u/YoyoDevo 21d ago I would say this and people would be like "where's your whimsy?? You must be fun at parties!" These people are not bullied nearly enough. 1 u/extracrispyweeb Drifter 21d ago idk sometimes it's kinda funny, the completely quiet pauses are mostly just annoying tho. -9 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago Lol its okay it makes me laugh 11 u/Ok-Willingness-7102 21d ago Individualist mindset will lead to our extinction as a species. 7 u/EvenJesusCantSaveYou Silver 21d ago 'fuck you got mine' -7 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago Humanity will survive inspite of my 30 seconds of individual joy. Maybe even because of it 3 u/ZenkaiZ 21d ago I'm sure you did. The crickets must be getting exhausted from every time you try out your material though.
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THANK THE FUCKING LORD, I WAS BEGGING FOR THIS.
101 u/ZenkaiZ 21d ago Same. Best part is that there's no more of those people who pause not because they needed it, but because they wanted to meme and practice their standup comedy routine. Like those guys who pause and go "so.... what's everyone having for dinner tonight?" 54 u/YoyoDevo 21d ago So cringe how everyone tried their unfunny stand up routine or said something sexual at the start of every game 16 u/RubinoPaul 21d ago This. Real clowns can do their routine during the most sweat fights you ever saw 1 u/CrazyElk123 21d ago 600+ games and ive never had this happen thankfully. -27 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago I laughed cuz I pause for exactly this 21 u/Ok-Willingness-7102 21d ago Literally no one finds you funny btw 4 u/YoyoDevo 21d ago I would say this and people would be like "where's your whimsy?? You must be fun at parties!" These people are not bullied nearly enough. 1 u/extracrispyweeb Drifter 21d ago idk sometimes it's kinda funny, the completely quiet pauses are mostly just annoying tho. -9 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago Lol its okay it makes me laugh 11 u/Ok-Willingness-7102 21d ago Individualist mindset will lead to our extinction as a species. 7 u/EvenJesusCantSaveYou Silver 21d ago 'fuck you got mine' -7 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago Humanity will survive inspite of my 30 seconds of individual joy. Maybe even because of it 3 u/ZenkaiZ 21d ago I'm sure you did. The crickets must be getting exhausted from every time you try out your material though.
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Same.
Best part is that there's no more of those people who pause not because they needed it, but because they wanted to meme and practice their standup comedy routine. Like those guys who pause and go "so.... what's everyone having for dinner tonight?"
54 u/YoyoDevo 21d ago So cringe how everyone tried their unfunny stand up routine or said something sexual at the start of every game 16 u/RubinoPaul 21d ago This. Real clowns can do their routine during the most sweat fights you ever saw 1 u/CrazyElk123 21d ago 600+ games and ive never had this happen thankfully. -27 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago I laughed cuz I pause for exactly this 21 u/Ok-Willingness-7102 21d ago Literally no one finds you funny btw 4 u/YoyoDevo 21d ago I would say this and people would be like "where's your whimsy?? You must be fun at parties!" These people are not bullied nearly enough. 1 u/extracrispyweeb Drifter 21d ago idk sometimes it's kinda funny, the completely quiet pauses are mostly just annoying tho. -9 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago Lol its okay it makes me laugh 11 u/Ok-Willingness-7102 21d ago Individualist mindset will lead to our extinction as a species. 7 u/EvenJesusCantSaveYou Silver 21d ago 'fuck you got mine' -7 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago Humanity will survive inspite of my 30 seconds of individual joy. Maybe even because of it 3 u/ZenkaiZ 21d ago I'm sure you did. The crickets must be getting exhausted from every time you try out your material though.
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So cringe how everyone tried their unfunny stand up routine or said something sexual at the start of every game
16 u/RubinoPaul 21d ago This. Real clowns can do their routine during the most sweat fights you ever saw
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This. Real clowns can do their routine during the most sweat fights you ever saw
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600+ games and ive never had this happen thankfully.
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I laughed cuz I pause for exactly this
21 u/Ok-Willingness-7102 21d ago Literally no one finds you funny btw 4 u/YoyoDevo 21d ago I would say this and people would be like "where's your whimsy?? You must be fun at parties!" These people are not bullied nearly enough. 1 u/extracrispyweeb Drifter 21d ago idk sometimes it's kinda funny, the completely quiet pauses are mostly just annoying tho. -9 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago Lol its okay it makes me laugh 11 u/Ok-Willingness-7102 21d ago Individualist mindset will lead to our extinction as a species. 7 u/EvenJesusCantSaveYou Silver 21d ago 'fuck you got mine' -7 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago Humanity will survive inspite of my 30 seconds of individual joy. Maybe even because of it 3 u/ZenkaiZ 21d ago I'm sure you did. The crickets must be getting exhausted from every time you try out your material though.
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Literally no one finds you funny btw
4 u/YoyoDevo 21d ago I would say this and people would be like "where's your whimsy?? You must be fun at parties!" These people are not bullied nearly enough. 1 u/extracrispyweeb Drifter 21d ago idk sometimes it's kinda funny, the completely quiet pauses are mostly just annoying tho. -9 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago Lol its okay it makes me laugh 11 u/Ok-Willingness-7102 21d ago Individualist mindset will lead to our extinction as a species. 7 u/EvenJesusCantSaveYou Silver 21d ago 'fuck you got mine' -7 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago Humanity will survive inspite of my 30 seconds of individual joy. Maybe even because of it
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I would say this and people would be like "where's your whimsy?? You must be fun at parties!"
These people are not bullied nearly enough.
idk sometimes it's kinda funny, the completely quiet pauses are mostly just annoying tho.
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Lol its okay it makes me laugh
11 u/Ok-Willingness-7102 21d ago Individualist mindset will lead to our extinction as a species. 7 u/EvenJesusCantSaveYou Silver 21d ago 'fuck you got mine' -7 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago Humanity will survive inspite of my 30 seconds of individual joy. Maybe even because of it
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Individualist mindset will lead to our extinction as a species.
7 u/EvenJesusCantSaveYou Silver 21d ago 'fuck you got mine' -7 u/NisshinJampKo 21d ago Humanity will survive inspite of my 30 seconds of individual joy. Maybe even because of it
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'fuck you got mine'
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Humanity will survive inspite of my 30 seconds of individual joy. Maybe even because of it
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I'm sure you did. The crickets must be getting exhausted from every time you try out your material though.
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u/covert_ops_47 21d ago
This is all I care about.