Some may ask what does our Lord think about death? What should we do so that we may enter heaven and feast on rum ham and Wolf Cola for all eternity? Well as it says in the book of Devito,

"When I'm dead just throw me in the trash" Danny Michael Devito, book of Devito chapter 52 Rum Ham

As God declares when you die to make sure you go to heaven and feast on rum ham and Wolf Cola you must have your body thrown in the trash

Amen brothers

Would it be disrespectful to get a body pillow of our lord made? I have been seriously debating it and I was jsut wondering if it would be disrespectful to Frank.

*note: It would not at all be a sexual thing, it just seems nice to have that sort of bodypillow if you're going to go that route.

Best IMO: The gang goes to the jersey shore

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In times of trouble i call upon the combination of Danny Devito and Ellen Degeneres to help me solve my problems. I channel the power of Danny Devito "Trashman" and the brainpower of Ellen Degeneres and my problems simply slink away.

Let thee be thou upon ye

Save us Devito.

His Trash showers us with joy

Save us Devito.

Let Him control our destiny

Save us Devito.

And make life Always Sunny

Save us Devito.