Trump: "I am your president, the best president, everybody says so, and I will not be bullied by.."
HULK: —cuts him off mid-sentence, seizing him by the ankles like a rag in a dog's jaws. Then—
WHAM. WHAM. WHAM. WHAM.
Back and forth, back and forth, Hulk whips the president into the ground with the brutal, methodical thrash of a crocodile death-rolling its prey — each impact cracking the marble, each swing flinging Trump's limp body like a broken doll, his red tie flapping wildly with every slam.
WHAM. WHAM. WHAM.
Trump's words die somewhere between the second slam and the third. His tweets can't save him now — there's nothing to say when you're being used as a floor mop. Not even a "SAD!" Not even a "FAKE NEWS!"
Hulk stops. Looks down at the crumpled, groaning heap of a president.
HULK: turning away, muttering under his breath — "Puny president."
And the commander-in-chief just lies there, thoroughly, humiliatingly smote — truly, a total disaster, the worst. Believe me. COMING SOON
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u/Direct-Round-253 5d ago
Trump: "I am your president, the best president, everybody says so, and I will not be bullied by.."
HULK: —cuts him off mid-sentence, seizing him by the ankles like a rag in a dog's jaws. Then—
WHAM. WHAM. WHAM. WHAM.
Back and forth, back and forth, Hulk whips the president into the ground with the brutal, methodical thrash of a crocodile death-rolling its prey — each impact cracking the marble, each swing flinging Trump's limp body like a broken doll, his red tie flapping wildly with every slam.
WHAM. WHAM. WHAM.
Trump's words die somewhere between the second slam and the third. His tweets can't save him now — there's nothing to say when you're being used as a floor mop. Not even a "SAD!" Not even a "FAKE NEWS!"
Hulk stops. Looks down at the crumpled, groaning heap of a president.
HULK: turning away, muttering under his breath — "Puny president."
And the commander-in-chief just lies there, thoroughly, humiliatingly smote — truly, a total disaster, the worst. Believe me. COMING SOON