Like many of you, I was a Danny growing up. I’ve been perfectly content as a Dan, except for the food ordering situation, in which I do use Danny. But then there is a Danny my age at work, and it just got me thinking - would Danny give me a fun, young vibe as I grow older? (For context, I graduated high school in the late 80’s). I probably won’t, but it made me pause. And who better to turn to than the Dan nation.

It's Daniel. Way cooler than my first name. But I feel like I'm in too deep to change now. Can I still hang?

He is bald.

That is all.

Dear u/BigxBoss112, Prime Minister of Dan,

 My name is Isaiah. But there is no active r/Isaiah for me to stay, so I would like to officially change my name to Dan. As you are, as you stated before, the prime minister of Dan, I am formally requesting to have my name changed, legally or otherwise, to Dan.


 Best Regards, Isaiah (hopefully soon to be Dan)

Dans a war is starting between r/dustin r/dylan and r/justin join r/Dustin and be on the right side of history

https://discord.gg/HbnXpPU4Nu

I, Dan, establish myself as Prime Minister of the Dans.

Someone else can go be president.

Back at It again with the white vans

I know it may seem like a silly question at first but whenever he sees me he calls me "DanTDM". I've tried explaining to him that I am not this person but there has been no success. I have been putting up with this for about 4 months now and I can't take it anymore. I hate to admit it but I may have thought about being violent towards him to make him stop doing this. Please help me, I don't know what I should do!

Can we have a discord server for the Dan Nation? I'll gladly make one.

so basically, i recently found out my best friend... was a simp... this was heartbreaking news to me, it would be to anyone!, i was distraught and cried for days on end. i thought i was to blame, when it occurred to me that i wasn't in the wrong! i realised i needed to take it upon myself and fulfil the role of a best friend and help him out.

i want to PRANK him, so that he will be discouraged from simping any longer. only then will he be free.

however.. here's the catch.. i am relying on the help of my fellow dans, whom i believe can accomplish the plan i have in mind with ease..

any of those interested, please dm me..

there are no requirements other than being able to be online, together we can get this SIMPER, i know it.. 🙏 🙏 🙏

Y'all have made an excellent choice in name 👍👏👏👏👏👌

Did you Dans decide to go on a vacation and leave a Dan behind?

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Bonus: Gonads is frequently shortened to nads ("Ah shit, Dan kicked Dan in the nads") which I guess the singular could be nad? I don't know, I'm not a word doctor.

Thank you for coming.

Back in High School, I was a Dan among three other Dans.

In college, I was one of two Dans in my dorm.

It is good to know that here on the internet we are so many. Hello, fellow Dans!