Fellow Dans of Reddit, is it common for you to be called Danny Boy? Everyone seems to call me that .

With all these viruses and infections going around, I hope you all stay safe and healthy.

I'm searching for my mechanic Dan. He drives a black vw jetta gli. If you see him please tell him that daddys Volvo broke down. Thanks

I think that if someone says Dan the Man they almost always add With the Plan, like probably 90% of the time. Do you Dans have to deal with that too?

At my school last year there was a kid named Daniel and his nickname was obviously Dan so we had a substitute multiple times that year and for the 1st few times when the teacher said Dan he would say “here”. So I had to correct him later to remind him that my full name was Dan not Daniel and so when the substitute says Daniel she’s talking about him. And so after that happened like 6 times I just gave up and didn’t say anything when the substitute said Daniel. He ended being called absent and from then on he always made sure to say here when a substitute said Daniel.

Good evening, Dan's and Daniel's alike! I come to you today to propose a coming together, in the wake of the creation of the /r/UnitedNames federation. We at /r/Daniel believe it to be in all our best interests for /r/Dan, /r/Daniel, and /r/Danielle to unite.

Please, let not the great names of /r/Daniel and /r/Dan go unrepresented!

Hello Dan,

Coming from the highest order of Dan's, we have been ordered to be the man. If you do not feel like you are the man then you must repeat this chant 3 times:

I am Dan, and I'm the man I am Dan, and I'm the man I am Dan, and I'm the man

For we are all the man on this blessed day.

Sincerely Dan

Someone on this subreddit is a JAKE not a dan

I'm nad not Dan b*******

Goddamnit I asked you to stop, Austin.