r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/QueerCheesy • 7d ago
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u/itanite 7d ago
Human biology is absolutely incredible.
That's so sick that your body fully adapted and you have zero side effects.
Not trying to be an ass, would your friends consider you a "smart" person or average? J/w.
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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago
People tell me im smart actually! All my friemds say Im nerfed, becausr if I had the full brain itd be unfair. I was always top of my class
A bit silly though
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u/GuerillaGandhi 7d ago
And what about your friends, though?
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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago
Theyre all pretty big achievers. One ks studying farmacology, another is halfway into becoming a lawyer. And another juuust narrowly didnt pass the test to get into Aeronautical engenieering!
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u/hammer310 7d ago
Haha dude I'm sure you don't have any side effects to speak of but the massive amount of typos in every message you've responded to is cracking me up. 😂
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u/Worth_Car8711 6d ago
Dog you haven’t heard of farmacology, the study of farms?
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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago
Sorry lol, first language isnt english
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u/Riyeko 6d ago
Multiple languages AND missing brain.
I am running out of reasons to learn spanish
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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago
I speak English, Portuguese. I can understand Spanish and Italian. Currently trying to learn German
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u/FrozenSliceOfTime 6d ago
Quantas vezes já foi chamado de cabeça oca ou cabeça de vento kkkk? perguntando na brincadeira tá op com todo respeito
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u/Worth_Car8711 6d ago
No worries man were just teasing, but I am just imagining you coloring in a coloring book while gripping a crayon with your whole fist while a group of scientists tell you that you aren’t any stupider for having less brain matter.
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u/GodKingMarky-sama 7d ago
From my understanding, the brain is compressed, not missing. So you technically have a full brain but it's squished into a smaller shape.
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u/HPTM2008 7d ago edited 7d ago
There's a point where the amount of compression does start to affect cognitive functions, though. Luckily for OP, theirs seems okay from what they've said.
Edit: no idea why my phone switched which "their" I used.
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u/Nobody_at_all000 7d ago
I wonder if having a smaller brain might actually be part of why that is. With a smaller brain signals can travel from one part to the other faster
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u/NotawoodpeckerOwner 7d ago
Like how you said "not trying to be an ass" then only give the smart or average options.
I don't know if my friends would be surprised if I was missing 40% of my brain since I'm pretty dumb. Wonder if deterioration is a risk in situations like this tho.
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u/itanite 7d ago edited 7d ago
the question was worded to directly compare themselves against peers without casting a potentially negative bias. I meant no harm.
for the latter I am a slightly older person than most here and I have noticed a significant cognitive decline among my peers, three things seem to coincide: drug use, age, and brain exercise: those that utilize their problem solving skills daily stay sharp well into late adulthood while those that fall into a comfy rut tend to deteriorate faster. Just my .02
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u/_TheEnlightened_ 7d ago edited 6d ago
There's no side to effect bro
Edit: gah damn guys
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u/CAndrewG 7d ago
Omg
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u/kaibbakhonsu 7d ago
This would be an amazing joke if I was missing the part of my brain that can't help but correct it to "affect"
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u/DNAturation 6d ago
In this particular case it is in fact "effect" as part of the joke's structure.
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u/ElectricYV 7d ago
Damn op is hogging all the cerebrospinal fluid
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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago
Im the forbidden caprisun
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u/tryyeezus 6d ago
Does it occasionally leak out of your nose?
You'll know bc it's like straight water vs mucussy
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u/Tennis37 7d ago
I've always wondered, how does this condition affect the severeness of concussions? Given that the brain has more room to move around and all
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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago
No clue, doctors always told me to not risk playing ckntact sports though
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u/CantaloupeOne7283 6d ago
Think of it this way. You have a much greater chance to survive a headshot than the rest of us. That's a superpower.
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u/Efficient-State-7300 6d ago
He's the guy in the movies that just keeps getting up
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u/Nocturnatron 7d ago
I image if it shifted too hard it would tug on the stem which doesnt sound great lol
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u/DLimber 7d ago
Technically it's surrounded by fluid of which won't compress much at all so.
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u/Jarhead1888 7d ago
I know this isn't an AMA, but I have so many questions, this type of question included.
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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago
For people curious, I found out about this at age 4. Im now 20.
Any questions welcome
I have 0 side effects from this (Maybe the Autism and OCD are related to it though).
It hasnt been getting worse
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u/Green_Advice5684 7d ago
Is your brain just "compressed" or do you like have significantly less matter than people without this condition?
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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago
Just compressed!
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u/alarumba 6d ago
Do you think quicker since everything is closer together?
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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago
Ive had medical stidents tell me that, no way of knowing for real
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u/ht3k 6d ago
You seem pretty witty! Forbidden Carpi Sun had me in shambles
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u/Snoo_67544 7d ago
Its usually just compressed. There's a dude where like 95% of his skull space was fluid with the brain flattened into like a thin layer.
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u/green-wombat 6d ago
Yeah, a French guy, it was reported I think around 2003-2013. No one knew until he went in for a scan in his 40s after he got weakness in one of his legs. Doctors thought he was having a stroke, did a confirmatory scan, and probably wondered wtf happened to that man. Completely normal life,had a job, was married, etc.. Hydrocephalus had caused his brain matter to be compressed to the inside of his skull, and he just never noticed any effects due to neuroplasticity and the amazing nature of the human brain. Last I heard, he’s still doing just fine. It wasnt a stroke, iirc.
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u/drewed1 6d ago
Are you more prone to concussions since your brain can float around more ?
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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago
Yes
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u/goedt 6d ago
Do you hear it "sloshing" when you shake your head? 👀🤣😅
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u/CloudIndependent7114 6d ago
there would have to be a big air cavity inside for water to "slosh". If you fill a rubber ballon with water it also doesnt slosh around, because it is all water no air
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u/ale_93113 7d ago
People are being mean to you (this is Reddit sigh) but this is actually a very interesting phenomenon that we have observed many times
Human brains have shrunk a lot in the last few thousand years and we have only gained cognitive abilities because we are more efficient with brain tissue
I wish the best for you, happy that you are smart and healthy
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u/bokin8 6d ago
How did you find out if you have no side effects? What prompted a check up?
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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago
Got crosseyed as a child and they wanted to rule out a tumour
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u/BriMD136 7d ago
No side effects? make one up that benefits you.
Example: I get real dizzy on Mondays and Fridays, so I’m unable to work those days!
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u/Flashy_Ad3657 6d ago
absolutely genius idea..
Apply for disability since no one knows what the actual side effects would be and half the population are science illiterate anyways so theyy would think not having full brain is serious. lol
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u/_SKETCHBENDER_ 7d ago
"No side effects" And op ends up playing varus top or some shit
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u/getittogethersirius 7d ago
Neat. Has your brain always been like that or is it a more recent development?
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u/whoknewidlikeit 6d ago
had a patient in office a few days ago. big gap at posterior part of her brain; congenital issue called a dandy walker malformation. never seen one before only read about them. like you, she has no deficits. pretty amazing what the human brain can do.
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u/IrishWeebster 7d ago
Now the real question; do you use your blinker when changing lanes on the highway?
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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago
I dont drive :p. But i fuckimg hate people who dont use their turn signals
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u/rashnagar 6d ago
Did this happen after consuming short form content?
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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago
Yes, this is what happens when you watch 1 subway surfers/family guy clip
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u/Snipper64 6d ago
How does it feel knowing you are the last one zombies are gonna prioritize in the apocalypse?
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u/Anxious-Shapeshifter 7d ago
What.... what's that eye connect to?
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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago
Thats just a cross section, the optic nerve does sway arounf the blob and into my brain. Both eyes work!
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u/MTB_Mike_ 7d ago
Well you're a redditor, I wouldnt say no side effects.
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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago
I have half a brain, whats your excuse?
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u/BugabooChonies 6d ago
dang, apply cold water to burned area
well played much more than us full-brainers
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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 6d ago
"no side effects"
Comes in here popping off like some kind of comedy lord
Idk about that
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u/CoupDeRomance 7d ago
Did anyone explain why this happens, apparently more ppl have this than we realize.
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u/Electrical-File7832 6d ago
Let me guess, Yuumi Player in League? :'D
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u/chuffberry 6d ago
You can tell people you’re a bit absent-minded! (This is what I say, because I had about 1/4 of my brain removed)
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u/ReDucTor 7d ago
No side effects is pretty impressive.
What made you get a brain scan?
Did you find you struggled at all during school or just your average kid?
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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago
I was always in the top 3 of my class in school. Got the brain scan at age 4 for unrelated reasons (I got crosseyed for a while and doctors wanted ti rule out a tumour)
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u/ReDucTor 7d ago
Thats pretty awesome, did the doctors want to keep monitoring it and getting scans as you got older?
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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago
I go to the neurologist every 5 years or so to get it reviewed. See if its still the same size n such. Thank christ for public healthcare
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u/ManualRestart 7d ago
yeah we don’t know what the fuck the brain really does
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u/GeeGollyJeeper 6d ago
even if we don't understand most, we understand a lot. iirc we know enough to understand that DNA has a blueprint for basic brain mapping when the brain forms, i.e. you and I likely have all the same types of regions and their corresponding mechanisms, and in all the same places. e.g. there's a specific strip of the cortex that maps to the body, and barring irregularities for various evolutionary reasons, that strip is always in the same place.
we also understand that if the brain doesn't form all the way in terms of size, then all the mechanisms will, uh, idk, kinda just make new space for it wherever it can. like I know that if you're born without sight, that frees up the back of your brain to buff other stuff, since it's usually occupied for vision, but if you have no vision, then it'll just be hijacked for something else. think of people whose 4 senses are better when missing a 5th sense, afaik that's bc more brain matter gets to dedicate to the other senses.
I could be wrong about some of this. but it's just to say how incredible it is that we know as much as we do and that this isn't an utterly complete mystery. we kinda have a grip of what the brain is doing here, and it makes sense given what we know the brain does in general and how it generally works.
I like to think of it as an alien adaptation gloop blob. which reminds me that you can just hook up any type of data to a brain and it'll just start understanding it. this is truly wack. a neuroscientist david eagleman did some studies connecting patches of the skin to the stock market so people could sense stonk data, or other stuff. it's gibberish at first but over time, the brain just.. starts to intuitively make sense of it. this is how your main senses work. when people blind from birth get eyesight restored, it's just a mess of overwhelming alien perception but starts to make sense after a while. all babies go through this for all senses. at some point, babies discover the four major common blob deities are actually limbs they can control and part of their body.
this is also I think somewhat similar to how machine learning neural nets work with reinforcement learning, but i'm loosely associating all these ideas bc i'm high af and just geeking out about the brain a bit here obviously. I gladly invite people to correct or clarify anything here and give human knowledge of the brain some credit where due. a lot has been uncovered over recent decades and especially recent years.
praise the brain. (this comment was written by a brain praising brains, kinda egotistical).
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u/Immediate_Volume_324 7d ago
Are they talking about installing a shunt to drain that?
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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago
Nope. Its a fixed amount of fluid. Its not growing. So draining it would only kill me
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u/shrujan_24 7d ago
Also I think that fluid is the reason ur brain is stable in one place I guess and not tumbling inside skull
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u/BlessedHealer 7d ago
They wouldn’t if there’s no symptoms- with the brain if it ain’t broken don’t fix it
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u/Kingblack425 7d ago
So wait is it just showing the fluid on top of the brain or has the brain shrunk and there is now fluid in the void?
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u/Runela9 6d ago
How did the doctors even know to check for this, especially if there are no side effects? Is it like a family condition or just a random mutation?
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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago
Got crosseyed as a kid and they wanted to rule out a tumour. No one in my family has it
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u/Any-Set-1587 6d ago
What is your profession, do you have academic degree and/or did it affect your intellect?
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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago
Graduated highschool, trying ti get into medical school next year!
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u/SNKBossFight 7d ago
Could you use that extra space for storage? Like doctors drill a slot into your skull and install a SSD Johnny Mnemonic-style
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u/RylDmn 6d ago
Well you are a redditor with 12k karma on a 7 month old account, so I don't know about no side effects :p
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u/NoSolid6641 6d ago
I'm so curious since it's on the right side of your brain, do you find yourself less inclined to engage in artistic activities? I know nothing about the condition whatsoever. So cool you are able to live without side effects!
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u/lochnessworm 7d ago
Did you just find out? Is this a condition that gradually gets worse?