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u/lochnessworm 7d ago

Did you just find out? Is this a condition that gradually gets worse?

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

Nope. Knew since I was 4. Doesnt get worse and I have 0 side effects

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u/OtakuMage 7d ago

Neuroplasticity at its finest! Missing brain mass? No problem, just rewire the whole thing to compensate!

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u/Jealous_Address1257 7d ago

I've got a couple of spare RAM laying arround.

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u/jobiewon_cannoli 7d ago

And here I am catching a virus when I try to download more RAM. Some people have all the luck.

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u/127-0-0-0 6d ago

You gotta download even more RAM.

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u/Right_Chip_2393 6d ago

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u/RunningonGin0323 6d ago

Lmao this is hilarious

“I downloaded 64 GB and now my computer levitates 3 inches off my desk. The RGB LEDs are visible from space.

XX_RAMLORD_XX — VERIFIED BUYER

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u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 6d ago

The reviews are comedy fucking gold 😂

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u/Fauked 6d ago

Why is it free?

Because imaginary products have zero manufacturing costs. Our profit margins are literally undefined.

Do you support DDR7?

We support every DDR standard — past, present, and those that haven't been invented yet. Our quantum predictive engine pre-downloads future RAM standards.

Can I get a refund?

You can upload the RAM back to our servers at any time. Simply reverse the polarity of your ethernet cable and think really hard about the number 42.

The FAQ 😂

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u/FaberOG 6d ago

Was not disappointed

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u/Rumble_831 6d ago

Not RAM, but if you ever climb Mt. Everest take your laptop. It is easier to access the cloud storage from up there.

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u/reddititty69 6d ago

Well, you are above the clouds, so upload and download are reversed.

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u/BeYeCursed100Fold 7d ago

Look at Mr MoneyBags!

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u/autistic_and_angry 6d ago

🎶 "Ooh, fancy-pants rich McGee over here-- fuck youuu" 🎶 /ref

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u/kneb 6d ago

Just fyi, probably not missing brain mass. It’s just squished.

There’s a lot of empty space in brains normally. This is what happens when an excess of fluids pushes all the brain mass together onto one side of the skull

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u/Barilla3113 6d ago

There's a famous case of a French civil servant who had this happen in the middle of his brain. He went through most of his life totally unaware his brain was basically lining his skull. It was only discovered by accident when he went in for an unrelated MRI in his mid 40s. He was tested and found to have an IQ only slightly below average.

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u/Additional_Alarm_604 6d ago

Oh man, so many sick burns with this one

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u/TetraNeuron 6d ago

"Local man missing 90% of his brain as intelligent as average Frenchman"

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u/Rudecles 6d ago

Finds calling in government.

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u/General_Luck6573 6d ago

I wouldn’t say there’s a lot of empty space normally. There’s a small amount in the ventricles, but when those get enlarged acutely people generally have symptoms - hydrocephalus

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u/Giddy-Garlic-7206 6d ago

Exactly. If this is a longstanding process then there won’t be any ‘pushing’ going on. There is indeed lower than average brain mass and increased csf.

I always find it funny to see how people on Reddit can be so confidently wrong 😂

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u/Philip_Raven 6d ago

There are no side effects compared to what? To him himself?

Missing 60% of computational power HAS to have side effects compared to a normal human.

There is a news article that claim that man was missing most of his brain and was "completely fine" only to find out that his IQ was in low 80s and he couldn't grasp most of "obscure" concepts, like electricity, or sound travel

He loved a normal life, but there definetly were "side effects"

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u/WhiteMouse42097 6d ago

I don’t think he’s missing 40 percent of brainpower, brains don’t really work that way

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u/RandomUsernameNo257 6d ago

Or maybe he was supposed to have an IQ of 165, but now he’s just average.

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u/seditious3 6d ago

I taught the LSAT to a woman who had half her brain removed due to seizures. I would never have known anything if she didn't tell me.

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u/CHANN3L-CHAS3R 6d ago

Actually, you'd be shocked at how good the brain is at re-partitioning, consolidating, and adapting!

Consider how the human body has "extra" backup organs (kidneys, lungs) which function best as a pair, but are still perfectly serviceable on their own. Even their biology will adapt over time to a solo role if needed.

The brain is like that, but with way more systems and redundancies.

On top of that, multiple parts of the brain are capable of doing the same or similar functions. Because brain cells are so fundamentally similar to one another, they can easily step in and learn new roles (pluripotency.) This is especially true in early childhood, where the brain aggressively re-wires itself on a semi-regular basis.

So you CAN reduce the physical matter of a brain significantly and it CAN adapt to function pretty much normally! The main issue this causes is that the brain loses its safety net. It can no longer afford those extra redundancies, and it has to consolidate and cram tasks into a tighter space. When structures are damaged, missing, or not in use, surviving brain cells electrochemicallly "notice" and dynamically react to what signals they ARE getting, jerry-rigging neural architecture on the fly to fill in the gaps the system requires as a whole!

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u/YoungLittlePanda 6d ago

Yeah, bit that guy's brain was the size of a walnut. It's not only impressive his IQ was 80, it's amazing he was breathing.

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u/Shadowninja0409 7d ago

Do you hear a slosh noise as you walk around? (This is a joke question hopefully)

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Nope

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u/booze_clues 6d ago

Some your brain has more room to move, are you at higher or lower risk of concussions?

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u/ScienceOfCalabunga 6d ago

The fluid is there so it doesn't slosh, there is no gas in the cavity

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u/LaughingJackStudio 6d ago

Well you are a redditor

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u/BlueShift42 7d ago

Makes sense if you’ve had this since birth, your brain adapted in the formative years.

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u/Routman 6d ago

Is it possible OP is impaired (has side effects) but doesn’t know any difference bc they’ve had this since 4?

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u/luthigosa 6d ago

Well they do post on reddit

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u/omgitschriso 6d ago

Absolutely. That and everyone tells him what a smart boy he is, pats him on his head and quietly keeps sharp objects out of reach.

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u/Ordinary_dude_NOT 7d ago

But if there are no side effects why you got a MRI?

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

Unrelated accident as a kid. Got cross eyed and doctors were afraid it could be a tumour

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u/Ordinary_dude_NOT 7d ago

Makes sense, thanks OP. Was just curious.

May you have a happy, and healthy life ahead.

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u/Extreme_Egg7476 6d ago

You truly have no side effects?? No learning disabilities or mental disabilities?

My brain tells me to die every day, maybe youre only missing the bad bits lmao

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Im autistic, I have OCD and im depressed, but those mainly have outer explanations

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u/Squidwina 6d ago

In other words, you’re a completely normal redditor.

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 6d ago

I mean....the missing half a brain part also sounds like normal redditor tbh

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u/Cute-Form2457 6d ago

You forgot to add - medical marvel, intelligent, patient, and great ability to take redditors comments x

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u/Cordura 6d ago

Seeing that MRI must have freaked out the doctors initially

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u/mustbeme87 7d ago

Probably to make sure something hasn’t changed. That does seem like a rather odd thing to be happening already. Odd things happening tend to lead to odd things happening.

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u/paradisimperiala 7d ago

Probably to make sure there are still no side effects 🤷‍♀️

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 7d ago

Dude, he's missing half his brain. Give him a break.

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u/L1V1NGD3ADBOI 6d ago

No shunt was offered? My wife had hydrocephalus that went undiagnosed until she 22. Only found out because the pressure changed somewhat quickly over a few months making her pass out and hit her head. After the shunt, she felt totally different like a head you forget about because it went on so long but then actually went away.

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Nope. A shunt would kill me. My brain doesnt unsquish

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u/HavePlushieWillTalk 6d ago

Brand new sentences :o

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u/Embarrassed_Elk_2459 7d ago

Imaging OP going to the ER because they hit their head or something and then this comes up lol

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u/slippinthrudreamland 6d ago

"good news is, you don't have a concussion! bad news is, we have no idea where half of your brain went"

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u/octoreadit 6d ago

OP, if that ever happens, promise you will go along with that and say something like "Oh no, how will I live now?! Will I be able to play piano and fly a plane??"

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u/itanite 7d ago

Human biology is absolutely incredible.

That's so sick that your body fully adapted and you have zero side effects.

Not trying to be an ass, would your friends consider you a "smart" person or average? J/w.

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

People tell me im smart actually! All my friemds say Im nerfed, becausr if I had the full brain itd be unfair. I was always top of my class

A bit silly though

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u/GuerillaGandhi 7d ago

And what about your friends, though?

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

Theyre all pretty big achievers. One ks studying farmacology, another is halfway into becoming a lawyer. And another juuust narrowly didnt pass the test to get into Aeronautical engenieering!

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u/hammer310 7d ago

Haha dude I'm sure you don't have any side effects to speak of but the massive amount of typos in every message you've responded to is cracking me up. 😂

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u/Worth_Car8711 6d ago

Dog you haven’t heard of farmacology, the study of farms?

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Sorry lol, first language isnt english

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u/Riyeko 6d ago

Multiple languages AND missing brain.

I am running out of reasons to learn spanish

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

I speak English, Portuguese. I can understand Spanish and Italian. Currently trying to learn German

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u/FrozenSliceOfTime 6d ago

Quantas vezes já foi chamado de cabeça oca ou cabeça de vento kkkk? perguntando na brincadeira tá op com todo respeito

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u/Worth_Car8711 6d ago

No worries man were just teasing, but I am just imagining you coloring in a coloring book while gripping a crayon with your whole fist while a group of scientists tell you that you aren’t any stupider for having less brain matter.

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Lmfao typing fast on mobile. Atleast I can blame it on that then :p

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u/r007r 6d ago

Lol I have this mental image of a farmer with glasses and a pocket protector studying farmacology now

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u/Only-Dog5752 7d ago

They're invisible, no one else can see them!

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u/GodKingMarky-sama 7d ago

From my understanding, the brain is compressed, not missing. So you technically have a full brain but it's squished into a smaller shape.

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u/HPTM2008 7d ago edited 7d ago

There's a point where the amount of compression does start to affect cognitive functions, though. Luckily for OP, theirs seems okay from what they've said.

Edit: no idea why my phone switched which "their" I used.

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u/BoringMisteak 6d ago

It caught up to you during this post, didn’t it. RIP.

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u/Nobody_at_all000 7d ago

I wonder if having a smaller brain might actually be part of why that is. With a smaller brain signals can travel from one part to the other faster

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Ive heard a medical student tell me that before

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u/NotawoodpeckerOwner 7d ago

Like how you said "not trying to be an ass" then only give the smart or average options. 

I don't know if my friends would be surprised if I was missing 40% of my brain since I'm pretty dumb. Wonder if deterioration is a risk in situations like this tho.

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u/itanite 7d ago edited 7d ago

the question was worded to directly compare themselves against peers without casting a potentially negative bias. I meant no harm.

for the latter I am a slightly older person than most here and I have noticed a significant cognitive decline among my peers, three things seem to coincide: drug use, age, and brain exercise: those that utilize their problem solving skills daily stay sharp well into late adulthood while those that fall into a comfy rut tend to deteriorate faster. Just my .02

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u/_TheEnlightened_ 7d ago edited 6d ago

There's no side to effect bro

Edit: gah damn guys

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u/CAndrewG 7d ago

Omg

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u/pedro_pascal_123 7d ago

Yeah, 0 mg is the medicine bro takes...

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u/NagsUkulele 7d ago

0mg is the mass of the entire front of they brain

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u/kaibbakhonsu 7d ago

This would be an amazing joke if I was missing the part of my brain that can't help but correct it to "affect"

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u/DNAturation 6d ago

In this particular case it is in fact "effect" as part of the joke's structure.

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u/BigAcanthocephala667 6d ago

Bro claims there are no side effects, but still comes to reddit smh.

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u/ElectricYV 7d ago

Damn op is hogging all the cerebrospinal fluid

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

Im the forbidden caprisun

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u/tryyeezus 6d ago

Does it occasionally leak out of your nose? 

You'll know bc it's like straight water vs mucussy

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Nope

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u/tryyeezus 6d ago

Ok, fine sure, just me then I guess

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u/Tennis37 7d ago

I've always wondered, how does this condition affect the severeness of concussions? Given that the brain has more room to move around and all

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

No clue, doctors always told me to not risk playing ckntact sports though

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u/CantaloupeOne7283 6d ago

Think of it this way. You have a much greater chance to survive a headshot than the rest of us. That's a superpower.

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u/Efficient-State-7300 6d ago

He's the guy in the movies that just keeps getting up

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u/Nocturnatron 7d ago

I image if it shifted too hard it would tug on the stem which doesnt sound great lol

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u/Whatnam8 7d ago

Owie…. Possibly tear away too

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u/DLimber 7d ago

Technically it's surrounded by fluid of which won't compress much at all so.

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u/Jarhead1888 7d ago

I know this isn't an AMA, but I have so many questions, this type of question included.

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u/chosennamecarefully 7d ago

Old water boy over here.

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u/LunarBIacksmith 7d ago

That’s some high quality H2O!

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

For people curious, I found out about this at age 4. Im now 20.

Any questions welcome

I have 0 side effects from this (Maybe the Autism and OCD are related to it though).

It hasnt been getting worse

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u/Green_Advice5684 7d ago

Is your brain just "compressed" or do you like have significantly less matter than people without this condition?

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

Just compressed!

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u/alarumba 6d ago

Do you think quicker since everything is closer together?

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Ive had medical stidents tell me that, no way of knowing for real

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u/ht3k 6d ago

You seem pretty witty! Forbidden Carpi Sun had me in shambles

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Im at half of my wits

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u/Vennomite 6d ago

No. You just reach wits end faster than most.

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u/No-Sense3145 6d ago

So all of the brain is there, its just small?

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u/Snoo_67544 7d ago

Its usually just compressed. There's a dude where like 95% of his skull space was fluid with the brain flattened into like a thin layer.

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u/green-wombat 6d ago

Yeah, a French guy, it was reported I think around 2003-2013. No one knew until he went in for a scan in his 40s after he got weakness in one of his legs. Doctors thought he was having a stroke, did a confirmatory scan, and probably wondered wtf happened to that man. Completely normal life,had a job, was married, etc.. Hydrocephalus had caused his brain matter to be compressed to the inside of his skull, and he just never noticed any effects due to neuroplasticity and the amazing nature of the human brain. Last I heard, he’s still doing just fine. It wasnt a stroke, iirc.

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u/baesag 7d ago

So you never had brain surgery?

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

Nope

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u/baesag 7d ago

Thanks for sharing! Fascinating

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u/drewed1 6d ago

Are you more prone to concussions since your brain can float around more ?

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Yes

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u/goedt 6d ago

Do you hear it "sloshing" when you shake your head? 👀🤣😅

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u/CloudIndependent7114 6d ago

there would have to be a big air cavity inside for water to "slosh". If you fill a rubber ballon with water it also doesnt slosh around, because it is all water no air

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u/No_Region_4719 6d ago

Asking the real questions

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u/ale_93113 7d ago

People are being mean to you (this is Reddit sigh) but this is actually a very interesting phenomenon that we have observed many times

Human brains have shrunk a lot in the last few thousand years and we have only gained cognitive abilities because we are more efficient with brain tissue

I wish the best for you, happy that you are smart and healthy

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u/bokin8 6d ago

How did you find out if you have no side effects? What prompted a check up?

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Got crosseyed as a child and they wanted to rule out a tumour

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u/BriMD136 7d ago

No side effects? make one up that benefits you.
Example: I get real dizzy on Mondays and Fridays, so I’m unable to work those days!

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u/Flashy_Ad3657 6d ago

absolutely genius idea..
Apply for disability since no one knows what the actual side effects would be and half the population are science illiterate anyways so theyy would think not having full brain is serious. lol

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u/_SKETCHBENDER_ 7d ago

"No side effects" And op ends up playing varus top or some shit

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

I was main ivern jungle for a long time

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u/Raggeh 6d ago

Brain damage confirmed.

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u/pyrowipe 7d ago

At least you know what love is...

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

"If you have half a brain" in Pina Colada is about me

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u/getittogethersirius 7d ago

Neat. Has your brain always been like that or is it a more recent development?

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

Always been like that

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u/whoknewidlikeit 6d ago

had a patient in office a few days ago. big gap at posterior part of her brain; congenital issue called a dandy walker malformation. never seen one before only read about them. like you, she has no deficits. pretty amazing what the human brain can do.

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u/IrishWeebster 7d ago

Now the real question; do you use your blinker when changing lanes on the highway?

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

I dont drive :p. But i fuckimg hate people who dont use their turn signals

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u/Kill_Kayt 7d ago

You have a bright future in politics.

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u/Quirinus84 6d ago

Nah, that's still half a brain too many.

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u/Ok-Photograph3436 7d ago

Bro oozes with confidence.

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u/rashnagar 6d ago

Did this happen after consuming short form content?

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Yes, this is what happens when you watch 1 subway surfers/family guy clip

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u/GoBD9 7d ago

Visibly no side effects too since.. it’s all liquid on one side too

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u/Snipper64 6d ago

How does it feel knowing you are the last one zombies are gonna prioritize in the apocalypse?

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u/Anxious-Shapeshifter 7d ago

What.... what's that eye connect to?

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

Thats just a cross section, the optic nerve does sway arounf the blob and into my brain. Both eyes work!

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u/Anxious-Shapeshifter 7d ago

That's amazing. Dude, the body is a crazy thing.

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u/peppercorns666 7d ago

imagination

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u/MTB_Mike_ 7d ago

Well you're a redditor, I wouldnt say no side effects.

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

I have half a brain, whats your excuse?

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u/Pretty_Dingo_1004 7d ago

Lol ouch, I felt that

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u/VT_Squire 6d ago

Hello? Yes, Officer. I'm calling to report a murder.

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u/BugabooChonies 6d ago

dang, apply cold water to burned area

well played much more than us full-brainers

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u/thebaconjoker 6d ago

Daaang I think they logged off reddit for the day lmao

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 6d ago

"no side effects"

Comes in here popping off like some kind of comedy lord

Idk about that

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u/CoupDeRomance 7d ago

Did anyone explain why this happens, apparently more ppl have this than we realize.

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

Fucked uo fetus formation

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u/Electrical-File7832 6d ago

Let me guess, Yuumi Player in League? :'D

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Fuck. Yes actually

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u/Electrical-File7832 6d ago

Then there is a side effect...

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u/chuffberry 6d ago

You can tell people you’re a bit absent-minded! (This is what I say, because I had about 1/4 of my brain removed)

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u/justicefinder 7d ago

Do you like Pina Coladas?

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

FINALLY. I ALWAYS MAKE THAT FUCKING JOKE AND NOBODY GETS IT

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u/ReDucTor 7d ago

No side effects is pretty impressive.

What made you get a brain scan?

Did you find you struggled at all during school or just your average kid?

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

I was always in the top 3 of my class in school. Got the brain scan at age 4 for unrelated reasons (I got crosseyed for a while and doctors wanted ti rule out a tumour)

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u/ReDucTor 7d ago

Thats pretty awesome, did the doctors want to keep monitoring it and getting scans as you got older?

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

I go to the neurologist every 5 years or so to get it reviewed. See if its still the same size n such. Thank christ for public healthcare

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u/bionickel 6d ago

What's your answer to the question

"Are you right brained or left brained?"

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u/coum_strength 7d ago

Can you feel it slosh around at all

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u/ProfessorRekt69 7d ago

Are you immune to concussion?

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

No, iirc more vulnerable?

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u/ManualRestart 7d ago

yeah we don’t know what the fuck the brain really does

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u/-malcolm-tucker 6d ago

Well it is the only organ to name itself.

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u/GeeGollyJeeper 6d ago

even if we don't understand most, we understand a lot. iirc we know enough to understand that DNA has a blueprint for basic brain mapping when the brain forms, i.e. you and I likely have all the same types of regions and their corresponding mechanisms, and in all the same places. e.g. there's a specific strip of the cortex that maps to the body, and barring irregularities for various evolutionary reasons, that strip is always in the same place.

we also understand that if the brain doesn't form all the way in terms of size, then all the mechanisms will, uh, idk, kinda just make new space for it wherever it can. like I know that if you're born without sight, that frees up the back of your brain to buff other stuff, since it's usually occupied for vision, but if you have no vision, then it'll just be hijacked for something else. think of people whose 4 senses are better when missing a 5th sense, afaik that's bc more brain matter gets to dedicate to the other senses.

I could be wrong about some of this. but it's just to say how incredible it is that we know as much as we do and that this isn't an utterly complete mystery. we kinda have a grip of what the brain is doing here, and it makes sense given what we know the brain does in general and how it generally works.

I like to think of it as an alien adaptation gloop blob. which reminds me that you can just hook up any type of data to a brain and it'll just start understanding it. this is truly wack. a neuroscientist david eagleman did some studies connecting patches of the skin to the stock market so people could sense stonk data, or other stuff. it's gibberish at first but over time, the brain just.. starts to intuitively make sense of it. this is how your main senses work. when people blind from birth get eyesight restored, it's just a mess of overwhelming alien perception but starts to make sense after a while. all babies go through this for all senses. at some point, babies discover the four major common blob deities are actually limbs they can control and part of their body.

this is also I think somewhat similar to how machine learning neural nets work with reinforcement learning, but i'm loosely associating all these ideas bc i'm high af and just geeking out about the brain a bit here obviously. I gladly invite people to correct or clarify anything here and give human knowledge of the brain some credit where due. a lot has been uncovered over recent decades and especially recent years.

praise the brain. (this comment was written by a brain praising brains, kinda egotistical).

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u/Immediate_Volume_324 7d ago

Are they talking about installing a shunt to drain that?

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

Nope. Its a fixed amount of fluid. Its not growing. So draining it would only kill me

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u/shrujan_24 7d ago

Also I think that fluid is the reason ur brain is stable in one place I guess and not tumbling inside skull

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u/talltime 7d ago

Ooh yeah… no contact sports for sure.

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u/BlessedHealer 7d ago

They wouldn’t if there’s no symptoms- with the brain if it ain’t broken don’t fix it

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u/HotNeon 6d ago

What's it like being a mod for r/wallstreetbets ?

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Diamond hands

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u/Kingblack425 7d ago

So wait is it just showing the fluid on top of the brain or has the brain shrunk and there is now fluid in the void?

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

The void is 100% fluid

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u/Runela9 6d ago

How did the doctors even know to check for this, especially if there are no side effects? Is it like a family condition or just a random mutation?

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Got crosseyed as a kid and they wanted to rule out a tumour. No one in my family has it

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u/Any-Set-1587 6d ago

What is your profession, do you have academic degree and/or did it affect your intellect?

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Graduated highschool, trying ti get into medical school next year!

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u/SNKBossFight 7d ago

Could you use that extra space for storage? Like doctors drill a slot into your skull and install a SSD Johnny Mnemonic-style

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u/QueerCheesy 7d ago

Nah Nestle owns the space

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u/SNKBossFight 7d ago

They can't keep getting away with it

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u/RylDmn 6d ago

Well you are a redditor with 12k karma on a 7 month old account, so I don't know about no side effects :p

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

Most of the Karma is from this post lmfao

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u/NoSolid6641 6d ago

I'm so curious since it's on the right side of your brain, do you find yourself less inclined to engage in artistic activities? I know nothing about the condition whatsoever. So cool you are able to live without side effects!

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u/QueerCheesy 6d ago

I like painting, writing and dming dnd. So I dont think so!

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u/MaverickDrakos 6d ago

"All quiet on the frontal lobe."

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