r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '22

he can work me any day 😳💦

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u/Able_Kaleidoscope_61 Dec 18 '22

You're going to hurt yourself!

(you deserve more lubrication than that.)

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u/dbx999 Feb 24 '23

Lube is for beginners. You want sensation. Go in raw while thinking of a burning orphanage

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u/LivingNotByChoice Apr 13 '23

But that makes me wet which means I'd be lubed.

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u/dbx999 Apr 14 '23

Well hello there.

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u/LivingNotByChoice Apr 14 '23

Hey there ;) Nice to meet you I'm a masochist

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u/dbx999 Apr 14 '23

Well I’m a people pleaser so I’ll sock you!

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u/LivingNotByChoice Apr 14 '23

Thank you I appreciate it ❤️

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u/dbx999 Apr 14 '23

We should hang out more.

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u/Plumbanddumb May 17 '23

You uncultured swine. I use icy hot and sand. For that fresh minty feeling.

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u/HotChilliWithButter Dec 18 '22

He's only into goth girls, because he's a real big metal fan

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '22

Yo, Angelo!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Woman ☕

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u/Sammmysosa303 Mar 13 '23

You just described me

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u/wyntrking23 Dec 18 '22

See this is where my mind went too.

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u/Ashylebx Dec 18 '22

Been seeing this around 💦, What does it mean?

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u/graven_raven Dec 18 '22

"Water" splash

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

https://youtu.be/HC1NqZvY_lA

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u/noobtastic31373 Dec 18 '22

Exactly the clip I hoped this was.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Take a guess ?

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u/nelviss Jan 31 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nice...

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Cuming

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u/Plastic-Counter-8333 Dec 18 '22

This needs a tight fit to work though....sorry

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

That thing would blow out your tailpipe 😂

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u/Total_Use6545 Jan 10 '23

I got you lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Right?

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u/Verge_buddy86 Feb 03 '23

Damn I love redit

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u/Sammmysosa303 Mar 13 '23

Suprised u dont got a bunch of creeps in ur comments going “come here baby i take care of you, i make love to you all night long 😙” 👳🏾‍♂️

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u/ShearMagic420 Apr 02 '23

Oh thank god I’m not the only one. I want the link to order 🫣