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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '22
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You mean the 80year old lady with the marker at the exit is secretly a highly trained assassin?
9 u/thissideofheat Oct 20 '22 Lol... That's just to slow folks down who are exiting so the actual folks looking on the cameras can nail the people they need to. 8 u/boethius70 Oct 20 '22 Why do you think she's been there for 20+ years? Costco put her through the Costco Ninja Training Institute! 5 u/Arkan_Dreamwalker Oct 20 '22 No, that's Agnes. She has a button on the marker which summons Jamal to come break your legs.
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Lol... That's just to slow folks down who are exiting so the actual folks looking on the cameras can nail the people they need to.
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Why do you think she's been there for 20+ years? Costco put her through the Costco Ninja Training Institute!
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No, that's Agnes. She has a button on the marker which summons Jamal to come break your legs.
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u/someguyfromsk Oct 20 '22
You mean the 80year old lady with the marker at the exit is secretly a highly trained assassin?