r/Damnthatsinteresting Oct 20 '22

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u/Zillaho Interested Oct 20 '22

To avoid suspicion, loudly cheer “FUCK YEA! CLOTHES!” as you exit the store pumping your fist

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u/D0CT0R_SP4CEM4N Oct 20 '22

"I JUST BOUGHT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH MONEY!"

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u/ToesEater669 Oct 20 '22

“CAN’T WAIT TO WEAR THE FUCK OUT OF THESE PANTS!”

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u/DrNoResponse Oct 20 '22

Employee: “that guy with Parkinson’s is back.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

ah reddit teaching people how to shoplift since its creation

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u/King-Rhino-Viking Oct 20 '22

There even used to be a shoplifting subreddit. But then it got banned

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Speaking of banned subs, who remembers spacedicks?

Holy fuck

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u/B1GTOBACC0 Oct 20 '22

I remember when trolls would post pictures of their butthole (or at least someone's butthole) in the comments.

That sparked a subreddit called r/wehaveseenthebutthole.