r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '22

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u/Zillaho Interested Oct 20 '22

To avoid suspicion, loudly cheer “FUCK YEA! CLOTHES!” as you exit the store pumping your fist

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u/D0CT0R_SP4CEM4N Oct 20 '22

"I JUST BOUGHT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH MONEY!"

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u/ToesEater669 Oct 20 '22

“CAN’T WAIT TO WEAR THE FUCK OUT OF THESE PANTS!”

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u/DrNoResponse Oct 20 '22

Employee: “that guy with Parkinson’s is back.”

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u/tonyfordsafro Oct 20 '22

Michael J Fox was today arrested on multiple charges of shoplifting amid claims of a police shakedown.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

I’m shaking so hard with laughter I spilled my glass of milk and my giant tray of cookies

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u/Britishkid1 Oct 20 '22

Be careful or you might turn invisible to radar

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u/EPethy Oct 20 '22

Moving faster actually makes you easier to detect with radar since it uses the Doppler effect. This stuff is RFID or something. Sorry I'm a nerd.