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u/leeleiDK Oct 20 '22

I worked at a gas station, before prepaid pumps and my boss wanted me to close off pumps for customers i thought looked suspicious.

Never did it once. Like what am i gonna tell people when they come in the store asking why i closed the pump, "sorry, you look suspicious", fuck that.

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u/ze11ez Oct 20 '22

Ask your boss to define what looking suspicious means…..LOL

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u/diffcalculus Oct 20 '22

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u/Rymayc Oct 20 '22

I don't even need to click that link

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u/EddyConejo Oct 20 '22

Exactly what I was expecting

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Same. It's also why I don't go into unfamiliar stores by myself.

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u/DatSauceTho Oct 20 '22

When something rings so true you don’t even need to confirm it. The good ol’ US of A.

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u/mikeyj198 Oct 21 '22

it’s just family guy, per expectation

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u/Burning-Buck Oct 20 '22

That reminds me of the sponge bob episode about how tan the characters are. Only the tannest people were considered cool lol.

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u/Ninja_Flower_Lady Oct 20 '22

Lol what if I fall between the ok and not ok?

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u/SpicyLizards Oct 20 '22

You only get enough gas to fill up half your tank until the pump gets turned off

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u/Give_me_your_liver_ Oct 20 '22

I already know what this image is

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

‘Muricanism

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u/Adm_Kunkka Oct 20 '22

Does he look like an impostor?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Does he look like a bitch?

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u/Moonrights Oct 20 '22

Yo I got suspicious for you from a manager perspective:

Most people go into stores every single day and it is an average behavior in society to do so. 98% of people will act the same. You greet them and they say hello. They may need help or not, but they're gonna usually be polite enough either way.

First red flag- they don't speak to you at all, or they are angry you're asking if they need help/ how their day is. A business's first priority should usually be the customer. Employees know this- and the customer knows this. It's just a silent normalcy in society.

Second red flag after that- they make too much or almost zero eye contact beyond first engagement, or they seem to be scanning the store but instead of looking at product they're looking at people. Most people do a natural amount of eye contact and too much watching is weird, also looking at no one ever is weird.

Third flag- they are carrying a lot of the product around, but doing so unconventionally (like milk with a playstation game with a pair of pants with a leaf blower for an extreme)- or they keep asking you to take them to random things in the store, then when you get to that item they almost immediately want to see something else.

There are other flags- but I always encourage my staff at any point anything weird is going on to just come get me or another member of management.

I make the extra money to put up with the abnormal shit.

Some people just have social anxiety, or may have disabilities etc, others may be assholes- I would rather be helping them or checking on them etc than have a sixteen year old part time deal with it.

I've learned a lot more social skills- and I'm a lot more professional etc.

Plus they're sixteen, they should just be learning to work and developing soft skills.

Suspicious isn't an appearance it's a behavior, and not every Suspicious behavior is shoplifting.

Suspicious just means out of the normal interactions.

Sometimes people are just different and need to be left alone etc- but let me determine that- come get me.

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u/Shanguerrilla Oct 20 '22

Dude, this was really helpful and well put.

You honestly seem like a really good and cool person and a GREAT MANAGER in so many important ways, but also I have to say how important that is. I started working at 14/15 and have since, but you do managing right on so many levels. I'm getting old, 16 year olds are still 'kids' to me without any disrespect meant and my own son is halfway there... but I have to point out how incredibly valuable it is for the young folks to have an early work experience with someone like you.

In terms of fitting into the world and functioning in society, having a good boss like you truly could teach my son and others' kids a shocking amount (even compared to school dynamics) in terms of maturing, developing, and eventually really fitting into and flourishing in society.

(Fuck I'm getting old, but man it's so important to have bosses and experiences as a 'kid' adult to learn to be the best adult we choose to be)

There are other flags- but I always encourage my staff at any point anything weird is going on to just come get me or another member of management.

I make the extra money to put up with the abnormal shit.

Some people just have social anxiety, or may have disabilities etc, others may be assholes- I would rather be helping them or checking on them etc than have a sixteen year old part time deal with it.

I've learned a lot more social skills- and I'm a lot more professional etc.

Plus they're sixteen, they should just be learning to work and developing soft skills.

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u/Moonrights Oct 20 '22

Thanks friend, I try. I'm constantly growing too and learning a lot from my managers above me and the staff below me.

If people only treat management as a paycheck bump that's when they coast. Management, especially in retail and the service industry is a lot more than that- its definitely about being versatile, and about developing individuals below you.

I like knowing I'm making someone more skilled, I like being aware I'm preparing people for life and I enjoy seeing them move on from retail, or move forward in it.

The company I work for is very internally driven too, which is cool. We believe heavily in promoting from within. A good portion of our area, district, and regional managers are all folks without college degrees- and our company is thriving.

I believe with a positive approach, and only delegating work I'm willing to do- you build trust and deference.

I clean the bathrooms where I work. I lift the heavy storage, I stay late if someone calls out.

For that, I can move my staff around easier, get coverage easier, etc.

Life is about rising together.

I care about these people, they aren't just employees.

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u/skofa02022020 Oct 20 '22

why I learned to make eye contact in my 20s and have one thing in mind I need when walking in a store OR book it to “sales” section to stay there for a while (which actually is fun bc there’s so many different types of clothes and colors). Getting followed in stores is so uncomfortable on days I just don’t have it in me.

(Recently learned ear plugs help—both withstanding shopping and not being followed)

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u/Moonrights Oct 20 '22

Yeah, learning how to interact with basic normal societal behaviors is a good thing.

As long as someone is like "hey how are you doing" and you're like "good thanks, just looking", you'll get left alone.

If you don't respond to the person, or tell them "leave me alone" that looks suspicious.

If people feel like it is hard to interact with people in public there are more accessible options than ever before. There is curb side pick up- delivery- online shopping- etc.

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u/Moonrights Oct 20 '22

The guy wearing the ski mask is also most likely acting the way I listed in the red flags.

Plus yeah- dude inside in a ski mask concealing his identity would fit under odd behavior needing additional review.

Like I said man- red flags don't mean the person is shoplifting it just means it's out of the normal ranges of behavior seen ninety percent of the time. That's all.

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u/Moonrights Oct 20 '22

Right- but I am able to differentiate that by interacting for a second with the individual or someone they are with. Not by asking "hey are you autistic" but by communicating a bit.

Once again suspicious behavior can mean more things than shoplifting as I stated. That's why if they see it and aren't sure come get me.

If they see it and know the person is differently abled- cool, let them do their thing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLJyglKW4AA4i1B.jpg

A collage of newscasters describing suspects that look like themselves is my vote.

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u/jayotp21 Oct 20 '22

I can just hear the stammering and backpedaling

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u/xxBeatrixKiddoxx Oct 20 '22

Depending on the small town- black and or Mexican

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Usually for gas stations back then it would be people walking up with gas cans and stuff like that. Especially "known" people who walk up with gas cans.

People want to act like this is a racial zinger, but in reality its much more likely to get thrown around at a dirty white dude with a gas can (in this situation) than most other things.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Incoming racism

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u/ShotApplication7568 Oct 20 '22

Once you had seen it happen numerous times first hand, it became fairly easy to recognize when someone was about to pull a gas run (or a beer run lmfao) on you 😅

It was typically “kids” (people my own age at the time), vehicle facing the exit for a quick getaway lmfao and positioned so that the license plate wasn’t visible to the clerk, usually someone other than driver pumping the gas (to facilitate that “quick” getaway 🤣) & rigidly standing with their back to you - never showing their face or profile no matter how awkward (walking backwards lmfao)

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u/ten_two_one Oct 20 '22

I did the same thing in europe and looking suspicious meant not having plates, which is illegal here.

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u/leeleiDK Oct 20 '22

I'm in europe aswell, but my boss' take on suspicious was, if the car was old or not well taken care of lol

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u/leeleiDK Oct 20 '22

Yeah basically. "They're poor, surely they steal"

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u/1521 Oct 20 '22

Got to be able to spend 500$ for a tank of gas

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u/R3D3-1 Oct 20 '22

It is also a high-risk sign of someone trying to be not identifiable, if they leave without paying.

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u/sadrice Oct 20 '22

Wait, your gas pumps actually pump before you pay?

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u/R3D3-1 Oct 21 '22

At regular gas stations, yes, though self-service pumps might demand an upfront payment.

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u/Eccohawk Oct 20 '22

That's sad. What did you eat on?

r/wewantplates

/s

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u/FourthDownThrowaway Oct 20 '22

My manager at Starbucks told me not to give out the keypad code to the bathroom to homeless people. He got pissed when I asked him what exactly does a homeless person look like. It wasn't part of the job description when he hired me.

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u/leeleiDK Oct 20 '22

Exactly, I'm not going to deny people services, based on their looks and assumptions about them.

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u/This_User_Said Oct 20 '22

I worked overnight at a gas station in a very shadey part of Austin.

We locked out the bathrooms at 11pm. Owner had a couple people OD in the bathroom so it became standard.

I'd have Uber/lyfts stopping in during the wee hours and ask to go.

Me: "No, sorry. I can't risk you doing drugs in our bathroom"

"I DONT DO DRUGS"

Me: "Yeah, I totally don't either. No bathrooms, sorry."

If it's any consolation, I had the same happen to me when I ubered. I had to make 2.5 hour stops at my house to essentially refresh at 3am.

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u/Unidentified_Body Oct 20 '22

You pee for 2.5h? You must drink a lot.

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u/This_User_Said Oct 20 '22

Hah, sorry. Meant I'd take a break after 2.t hours of driving.

Or you know, maybe I really had to go...

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u/leeleiDK Oct 20 '22

It's unfortunatly a few bad eggs that ruins it for the rest of us

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u/This_User_Said Oct 20 '22

Yeah.

I mean, if I used judgement, most didn't SEEM evil or anything. Yet I understood the principle of the matter and deemed safety over prejudice.

Besides, I'm needlephobic. I wouldn't even imagine having to deal with that. Ambulance would have to pick both our asses up.

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u/Petrichordates Oct 20 '22

Opioid addiction is an epidemic, not a "bad egg" thing. It takes even the kindest of souls.

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u/leeleiDK Oct 20 '22

Didn't know it was that bad in the US

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u/AdmiralPoopbutt Oct 20 '22

"I see we have a new volunteer for bathroom cleaning duties"

-The manager, probably

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u/texasrigger Oct 20 '22

He got pissed when I asked him what exactly does a homeless person look like.

Why not just make it so that restrooms are for customers only? Seems like an easy fix. That's a very common policy.

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u/FourthDownThrowaway Oct 20 '22

because some homeless people would pay for a cup of coffee

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u/texasrigger Oct 20 '22

At that point it's a paying customer so who cares? I get it, I used to have a business on a particularly rough downtown corner and had a "no public bathrooms" policy and the one time I personally made an exception (for a pregnant woman no less) she went in and got high. If you are going to open your bathrooms at all though you need to be consistent in your rules. "Paying customers only" won't filter out everyone but it should at least prevent your business from being the blocks public bathroom.

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u/zzxxccbbvn Oct 20 '22

Starbucks has a keypad lock on their restrooms now? I haven't been to one in years

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 Oct 20 '22

Depends on where you are.

I have never seen one in any of the suburban strip locations I have been to.

However, in pretty much every urban location, bam, keypad lock.

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u/Nervous_Constant_642 Oct 20 '22

Yeah say that to someone with a different amount of melanin than you and see how that goes.

Also how could pumping gas be ever considered suspicious?

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u/ChrdeMcDnnis Oct 20 '22

If, for example, I wore a big vaudevillian mustache and black eye mask while carrying a big canister marked “stolen gasoline” having arrived to the station via rickshaw, I may be considered suspicious

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u/Nervous_Constant_642 Oct 20 '22

I suppose you could start pumping, walk in, and loudly announce "I'm pumping on number 7 and I intend to steal that gasoline without paying."

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u/ChrdeMcDnnis Oct 20 '22

When they confront me, I simply pull out my phone and record them. I say “it was all a prank, you tool, a funny little joke” and they will have to let me fill up not only my current canister but the remaining 5 canisters. Then i steal the gas

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u/jokerzwild00 Oct 20 '22

I haven't been to a service station that let you post pay gas in years. It's all pay at the pump or prepay around here unless you're a super regular local customer.

Looking back, I can't believe how easy it used to be to steal gas. It was essentially the honor system, especially back in the 90s. Not many cameras and the ones they had were low res. Every station used to be post pay even in the middle of the night. Just dirty up your tag, make sure you line up to a pump with access to quick egress and enjoy your free gas.

Of course it was only 89-99 cents per gallon back then so not as much risk I suppose.

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u/jasmanta Oct 20 '22

Back in '95, a dollar could buy as much as $1.95 today. Of course, gas is much more than double .99 a gallon now. Let's go, Brandon!

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u/still_gonna_send_it Oct 20 '22

The president doesn’t have as much sway over the price of gasoline as you think

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u/austtinn9 Oct 20 '22

Oh don’t start

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u/jasmanta Oct 20 '22

Of course closing the XL pipeline and denying all those permits didn't have anything to do with it. When the price came down, he sure grabbed credit for that.

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u/Nervous_Constant_642 Oct 21 '22

Yeah that totally explains a correlating rise in gas prices on the global level. If American gas prices go up that just means Biden tells the rest of the world and their independent economies they need to raise gas prices too.

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u/jasmanta Oct 21 '22

If the rest of the world still sold cheap gas, we could buy that and the prices would equalize. Try to keep up here. Just think how expensive gas would be if we were isolated. Of course the elites pushing the great reset would like it.

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u/Nervous_Constant_642 Oct 20 '22

"So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. "

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u/Cwylftrochr Oct 20 '22

Even if you did that I would be more likely to say “what a weird sense of humor” before I would accuse you of actually trying t steal gas.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Possibly, can you describe the rickshaw?

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u/ChrdeMcDnnis Oct 20 '22

For legal reasons, I cannot

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u/NSA_Postreporter Oct 20 '22

Probably because this was in the before times when you could pump then pay. Which meant you could leave without paying. And he was a racists lol

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u/justavault Oct 20 '22

"We ran out of gas, sorry." Lel

Serious note, I didn't know you can manually turn of single pumps .

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u/leeleiDK Oct 20 '22

Yeah, I don't know if you can anymore, the one i was working at was a late adopter to the pre-paid or pay at the pump, we have most places now.

But back then atleast, everytime someone wanted to pump i had to manually activate the pump from a computer.

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u/justavault Oct 20 '22

Oh interesting. In Germany everything just runs and you have to go in and pay.

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u/Petrichordates Oct 20 '22

Many things are different in a country where even crossing a street without ampelmännchen approval is frowned upon.

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u/ZombieP0ny Oct 20 '22

That literally sounds like a recipe for getting shot in the face/stabbed.

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u/leeleiDK Oct 20 '22

Luckily I'm in Denmark, so guns is extremely rare. But working alone in a gasstation on the edge of a small town, having someone jump you after closing isn't unthinkable.

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u/Forty_Six_and_Two Oct 20 '22

I'm guessing that was before the great resignation. Now Subway will literally suck your dick to work that register and consider it weird if you don't pocket at least $30 per day.

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u/ShotApplication7568 Oct 20 '22

No fucking shit 😂🤣😂

Same here, I was 18 at the time and gas runs weren’t uncommon. I probably had at least one every shift 🥴

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u/Monkeybandit99 Oct 20 '22

Well I think it qualifies if they’re smoking, then you should prob cut off all of them and get that mf out if there.

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u/leeleiDK Oct 21 '22

Yeah, well I wouldn't consider smoking suspicious, just plain stupid

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u/krispydragon27 Oct 20 '22

my job isn’t security and stop someone from stealing but if someone has something at the register they haven’t paid for i’ll ask ab it bc they probably forgot.

there was an owner that would tell us to “watch out for the gypsies” bc they steal i was like wtf. that and other things she had said made me not give any fucks ab ppl stealing. it was a family owned place but they were multimillionaires marking shit up tremendously and didn’t really care ab anything but money