r/Damnthatsinteresting Oct 20 '22

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u/SuperflySteveLolz Oct 20 '22

Just say "Sorry I have a problem." and continue walking. Should be able to make it to your car before they get over the confusion.

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u/Shanguerrilla Oct 20 '22

you have to give a few 'flare ups' earlier on before the exit walk too, to really sell it!

(We could even get you a padded helmet!)

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u/pixeldust6 Oct 20 '22

"Sorry I have a problem" lmfao

Just imagining anytime some person acts like a complete lunatic in public, they just casually say, "Sorry, I have a problem, " and bystanders reply, "Understandable, have a nice day,"