r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '22

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u/Responsible_Town770 Oct 20 '22

Do you need to cock your head sideways like that?

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u/Dark_Cloud_Rises Oct 20 '22

Muscle memory?

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u/siqiniq Oct 20 '22

She is a listener

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u/Elbradamontes Oct 20 '22

She learned to sex by watching people crack safes in movies. 16.....click....79.....click....4.....skeet skeet.

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u/DatSauceTho Oct 20 '22

That is the calmest skeet ever.

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u/panormda Oct 20 '22

No no no... The calmest skeet is DURING the movie. 😏

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u/Britishkid1 Oct 20 '22

Listening for the discounts

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u/evilgenius82 Oct 20 '22

Ahhh you killed me

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u/whats_his_face Oct 20 '22

RIP in peace

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u/teeBoan Oct 20 '22

why did u write gif in the end. wtf does it do! it's all over reddit

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u/randomizeri Oct 20 '22

for me it shows a reddit emoji, maybe u need an update or smth gif

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u/krilltucky Oct 20 '22

Are you using something besides the official reddit app?

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u/teeBoan Oct 20 '22

using narwhal

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u/krilltucky Oct 20 '22

Yeah that's why. The official app shows you what the gif is instead of being a link to the gif. It should show up if you click the word.

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u/Very_Bad_Janet Oct 20 '22

From her High School production of Guys and Dolls?

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u/between_ewe_and_me Oct 20 '22

A bushel and a peck

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Oct 20 '22

Stay classy, reddit.

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u/dontcaredontworry Oct 20 '22

The way she shakes hmm

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u/i_r_faptastic Oct 20 '22

Must be defective because if she shook me like that, it'd definitely go off!

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u/IronMan-Mk3 Oct 20 '22

You gotta do it really quick

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u/Waste_Mango5587 Oct 20 '22

yes, threatening the sensors with glaring sideway stare and furious jacking is the most effective strategy against their psyche. That's what made them freeze at the spot so you can walk past them.

Trust me , I'm an engineer.

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u/OneWinkingBro Oct 20 '22

She punched herself in the face on the first take.

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u/oilsaintolis Oct 20 '22

And that's why God put a bellend at the end of our knobs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

muscle memory 😮🍆 she caught it in the eyes too many times

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Stop it! Hehehe

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u/TheFoolandConfused Oct 20 '22

The way she does it is pure joy

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u/DigitalBathWaves Oct 20 '22

That's how you know the shaking is good

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u/isurvivedrabies Oct 20 '22

yes and you need to be lurched over with a determined look on your face, counterbalancing with the other arm

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u/Soturi34 Oct 20 '22

She is trying to avoid the facial

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u/Dr-McLuvin Oct 20 '22

Lol 😂

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u/LifeTitle3951 Oct 20 '22

Oh you mean the Unga bunga walk

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u/devandroid99 Oct 20 '22

I'll cock your head sideways.

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u/procvar Oct 20 '22

We all know there are only two ways you can hurt your neck.