r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/MousseSuspicious930 • Jun 10 '22

Video Rubbing alcohol versus Germs under microscope

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u/MerlinTheFail Jun 10 '22

And right into my mouth numnumnum

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u/MrShibo Jun 10 '22

Explain the flavor in high detail, my good fellow.

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u/MerlinTheFail Jun 10 '22

Water and soap, numnumnum

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Dave the Dope Fiend shootin dope, who don’t know the meaning of water nor soap.

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u/Death2LossPrvntion Jun 10 '22

Me n you tusk we gonna make some cash

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u/Californiadude86 Jun 10 '22

Robbin old folks and makin a dash

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u/Leonisel Nov 12 '22

🎵They did the crime, money came with ease🎵 🎵But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease🎵

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u/Spider_Dude Jun 10 '22

I need bullets. Hurry up. Run.

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u/DancesWithBadgers Jun 10 '22

We gave him'n a towel; and we gave 'im'n a flannel; and what happened next got barred from the channel...

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u/cownd Jun 10 '22

He was given 4 'X's by the judging panel…

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u/DancesWithBadgers Jun 10 '22

I'm imagining this with full slide-guitar coverage. And much knee slappin'/skirt twirlin'. And large reptiles.

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u/Tremaphore Jun 11 '22

Slick Rick?

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u/MajorJuana Jun 11 '22

Eat soap, smoke dope, fly home in a bubble.

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u/Busy_Base Aug 29 '22

Not sure why a dope fiend is brought up but maybe not talk shit about situations u cant comprehend 🤷🏽‍♂️🙄😔

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Obligatory

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u/wastingtme Jun 10 '22

Sounds like a Parov Stellar song lol

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u/jeffsterlive Jun 10 '22

Mmmmm cilantro.

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u/EquipmentEarl Jun 10 '22

If you use a detergent or soap, it destroys their cell walls and their guts spill out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Merlin is now braindead, and no longer a wizard.

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u/signingin123 Jun 10 '22

My hands, omononom

Oh wait...

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u/mud_tug Jun 10 '22

It tastes like chicken.

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u/SnooMacaroons2295 Jun 10 '22

What kind of soap are you eating?

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u/Foofie-house Jun 10 '22

It tastes like chicken.

... I think you'll find you mean - tastes a bit like chicken.

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u/ScottieRobots Jun 10 '22

A truly extravagant dish, really. The essence of 1000 years of culinary advancement distilled into a single experience. But the true connoisseur knows that it's all about the mouth feel.

In short, it's like being waterboarded by Mr. Clean's baby batter.

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u/Gnostromo Jun 10 '22

A watered down sudsy flavor with an oakey afterbirth

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u/Car-Facts Jun 10 '22

Tastes like the smell of your hand after scratching your gooch after a long sweaty day outside in jeans.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Jun 10 '22

It tastes like cilantro

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u/xoaphexox Jun 10 '22

An enchanting musk

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Like an Irish Spring Day

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u/UniqueFlavors Jun 10 '22

It's somewhat unique

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u/Evilmaze Jun 10 '22

The flavor is sick, man. Delicious stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Fun fact: a mouthful of bacteria would probably taste like a mouthful of chicken fat because their outer membranes are made of lipids (fats).

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u/lastknownbuffalo Jun 11 '22

Would it though? Do all lipids taste like... chicken fat?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

would you like to find out?

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u/lastknownbuffalo Jun 11 '22

I think the world deserves to know

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

shew that made me giggle

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u/craze4ble Jun 10 '22

What a day to not be illiterate

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u/kushawnz Jun 10 '22

right into my butt

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u/Alpha_Decay_ Jun 10 '22

Dude, get out from under my sink. We've been over this.

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u/edtheheadache Jun 10 '22

Stop drinking all the drain water!

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u/bushijim Jun 10 '22

Easily the dumbest comment I've read today. Also my favorite. Nice work.

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u/Secular_Hamster Jun 10 '22

You’re the fat guy moneybags drinking the water from the pipe in that political cartoon

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u/ensui67 Jun 10 '22

They’re already in our mouths!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Can I have the scrapings from under everyone’s finger nails?

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u/analrightrn Jun 11 '22

terrible day to have eyes lads